"I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna make her jealous with the ♥♥♥♥ I do to your dad"

"Why isn't there toilet paper sized rolls of paper towels for those who take particularly brutal ♥♥♥♥♥?"

"I wanna schedule a video to go up long after I'll be dead, just in case everything's still working"

"Imagine running so fast you become Asian"

"On a scale of 1 to 10 can i borrow 5 dollars"

"Is it still homemade if you're homeless?"

"retarded people don't have aids by default"

"Moses and Jesus shouldn't be fighting, that's against canon"

"Does your mom know that you're playing with a sex offender right now?"

Here's a random video for you to enjoy!!!!
https://youtu.be/wDgqNrU-Ahw