Jason🫀Thomas🧠Games
Almonte, Ontario, Canada
Waiting for a real human to join... preferably one with tig ol' bitties! :monsterbold:
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Waiting for a real human to join... preferably one with tig ol' bitties! :monsterbold:
📧 = Email me, if you dare: mailto:asthecootflies@gmail.com
📺 = YT Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@JasonThomasKoster
🎮 = itch.io: https://jasonthomaskoster.itch.io/
Review Showcase
6.2 Hours played
I went into this game not knowing much about it. Previously, I had watched some of Jacksepticeye's playthrough of it, and was somewhat intrigued at the time, but didn't feel compelled to play it myself right away.
As someone who enjoyed both 'L.A. Noire' for its detective-style gameplay and 'The Walking Dead' for its choice-based gameplay, I was enjoying the intro sequence of this game a lot... unfortunately, I ended up getting Connor "killed" on the VERY LAST choice! UGH!
This wouldn't be such an issue for me, if the mistake felt like my fault and not the game's, but in this case, it felt more like the game was punishing me for making a choice IT didn't like... wut? Come again? Is this some kind of meta gameplay where the game is actually a sentient AI? Is that what this game thinks is clever?

There were other "choices" later that ALSO felt like I was being punished for making what I believed to be a logical choice. For instance, when two lesbian androids assaulted my partner and I, and I shot ONE of them... and the other (LESBIAN) android in all of ITS divine wisdom, decided that this HEINOUS CRIME against ANDROIDMANITY was the LAST STRAW and shot "herself". Of course, because this game doesn't care about LOGICAL storytelling, my ANTI-ANDROID PARTNER in all of HIS divine WISDOM, LECTURED ME about what I did (an android character btw)... WHAT IN THE ACTUAL ♥♥♥♥ IS HAPPENING?!

Ahem. Moving on...
Let's NOW talk about the time when I prevented a "black" android nightguard from snitching on me at a storage facility that my character was CAUGHT STEALING FROM (without "killing" "him"), and he was all like: "Sheeeeet, you didn't kill me and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Daaaaaayuuummmm!!! Guess we coo den, brotha." Sort of, anyway. Not exactly in those words, but you get the idea.
The point is, the game was REWARDING me for STEALING, because I didn't kill a fake ass black man... who wasn't alive in the first place... because he's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ROBOT... who SHOULD be doing his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOB and STOPPING people AND/OR androids from taking ♥♥♥♥ from the facility that "he" is supposedly guarding.

Now... let's talk about something a little more controversial.
The game gave me an opportunity to allow a young girl to be abused by her father. HOWEVER, I was playing an ANDROID at the time. THEREFORE, my thought process was that the man who I (as an android) am serving gave me a specific order NOT to interfere.
Because I, as the player, THOUGHT this was a CHOICE-BASED GAME, I decided to see what would happen if I let things play out. The girl dies. Spoiler alert.
The game then decides that it wants to TELL ME that I did a BAD ICKY NASTY THINGAROO for letting the father kill his daughter. WOW. WHAT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NEWS FLASH. But you know what? I was role-playing in what I BELIEVED was a video game with CHOICES. Sorry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much much, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ finger-wagging, goblin-spanking, ANDROID-LOVING ♥♥♥♥ sapiens. I was just seeing what your game was all about. Clearly, it's about telling people what to think and that they're ALWAYS wrong if they disagree with their game developer OVERLORDS. Cool, thanks. I'm glad my opinion doesn't matter at all. Too bad I PAID you MONEY for this JUDGEMENT-BASED GAME. MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MISTAKE, I guess.

Jason's GAMETASTIC rating: 💩 (1/10)
(Had this game been about more than just simple "robot" lovin nonsense (which is really just DIVERSITY lovin nonsense without care for the individual who REALLY determines their own character and moral fiber, rather than their skintone and sexual preferences or android-y-ness as this trash heap seems to suggest, and as many other modern games do these days... WHO KNOWS why THAT could be...), it could've been an ACTUAL classic game with interesting characters, themes and moral dilemmas/quandaries. Too bad that's not really what this particular game cares about, as it would rather teach you how to "human" by punishing you for making your own decisions, as EVERY human deserves to. Piss off, you worthless, egotistical, know-it-alls. Go to robot hell!)
Screenshot Showcase
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Awards Showcase
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Artwork Showcase
[🔞] Help! - The Beatles
Artwork Showcase
[🔞] A *HARD* Day's Night - The Beatles
Review Showcase
5.3 Hours played
So...
Let me tell you a little story... yes, you absolutely want to listen, so shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and let me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talk, ♥♥♥♥♥.

Ahem. Hem hem. ACH HEM.
One day, a horny little manboy found himself looking through the Steam store (possibly the discovery queue, actually) and then he coomed across a game that was also quite horny. What luck!

Upon viewing the handy little preview video that was available, the horny little manboy discovered that the main character shared the same name as he... the greatest name of them all, of course: JASON.

The manboy now VERY excited, quickly bought the game, without a second of even SIXFTH thought.

However, what the horny manboy did NOT realise however (or perhaps foolishly ignored) was the COPIOUS amounts of BORDERLINE PSYCHOTIC amounts of kinks that don't appeal to me... other than perhaps the mommy one... that one stays, actually...

Anyway, though the game is good for what it is... I found myself feeling most uncomfortable about the focus on hypnosis in particular... that and the doggy sister thing... also weird... PERIOD.

Jason's GAMETASTIC rating: 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 (10/10)
(This game is virtually flawless as a simulation about having sex with your "stepFAMILY", but it's not really my thing... ick... it was fun to have the characters address me directly, though! Makes me feel loved by a more real family than mine is, and possibly ever was... but still ick, bruhs. WHY.)
Video Showcase
Making a Game in RPG Maker VX Ace with Jason | Ep. 2
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Jason🫀Thomas🧠Games Jan 25 @ 6:54pm 
Yup.
MiniMutant Jan 25 @ 4:59pm 
lowk makes sense that all the positive reviews are on point and click games and all the masterpieces are negative reviews cause u cant one hand em
Jason🫀Thomas🧠Games Jan 20 @ 5:14am 
I will not stop gooning, bih. And nope, I in fact give plenty of positive reviews when people deserve to receive them. Thank you for your insightful comments.
Gaming8119 Jan 19 @ 6:43pm 
do you only give a positive review on games that you can play with one hand because you can't quit uncontrollably yanking it the second you see a woman?
Shoota Jan 19 @ 6:38pm 
there's literally a porn game in your review showcase
Shoota Jan 19 @ 6:37pm 
stop gooning