Recent reviews by Gordon Freeman

best game ever, up there with half life opposing force, actually man, even better than that. Actually ♥♥♥♥ it man, better than everything i have ever played in my entire life.

My account is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stained forever because of this piece of ♥♥♥♥ single achievement i got in your ♥♥♥♥ downgrade of a game. I completed the single achievement on cs2 and now when you go to games and you click on perfect games, cs2 shows up. Such an embarassment, such a shame on my account to have this disease plaguing my account.

You should be ashamed of turning such a beatiful classic and basic fps game in to a money grabbing machine. Learn from your past, you contaminated maggot.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ game, why are there weird looking people around? Why do some players look like they are not even meant to be in the same game? Why does it look so chatoic? I just wanted a nice open world medieval rpg game. I knew that fantasy is the whole part of the game but it was so much, so many things left unexplained. I absolutely regret giving this game a chance, ♥♥♥♥ the 2 hour refund window.

Great game, better than that ♥♥♥♥ team fortress 2 game or whatever its called. MGE Status is the only good thing that came out of that game.

auuuugh

You should read the wiki page, it enhances the fun I got from knowing the extra stats.

Worked here. Do not recommend.

Management thinks 105% is an acceptable operating condition.
Security requires three badges to open a door but apparently the Anti-Mass Spectrometer runs on optimism.
Cafeteria food is labelled, stolen, microwaved and somehow becomes a twenty-year grievance.
HECU customer support was especially poor. They shot the staff.
Teleportation department works, unfortunately.
Xen wildlife control: nonexistent.
Lost my diploma, and approximately twenty years of my life.
Eli was sound. 2/10.

yes

Bruh

BRUH