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This game has absolutely ruined me but hey i can name 174 countries off by heart and im pretty good with capitals so it's not all bad

I have beaten Opposing Force thrice and i can confidently say it is the best expansion pack of all time, massive respect to gearbox for this bite-sized masterpiece

An absolute masterpiece, came out of no where from a company that no one had heard of, incredible. 9/10 would play again.

friendly reminder the DOOM soundtrack is the best thing money can buy

Hitman Blood Money has become one of my favorite games over a short period of time. First off, the gunplay is amazing and fun to use, secondly, the ave maria cover sets the entire mood for it, and finally being a stealthly bugger the whole way through rewards you with the climax of Requim. Buy this game, and buy it NOW

this game is FAR better then DOOM 2016, and DOOM 2016 was already a really good game, so how Ideas from the Deep software just made it ten times better by adding a few enemies and elements is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing. idk how they could even 1 up this

I love this game to bloody gibs of the wrong enemy. Bonsai!

for the love of god use a source port i hate randy pitchford

BLOOD: OUWB IS A MASTERPIECE.

Blood, by Monolith Productions, is simply an amazing game. You play as Caleb, an undead, pissed off former cultist looking for revenge. He ravages through worlds & worlds, finding Tchernobog and putting an end to his wrath forever. Killing cultists and zombies through France, graveyards, and docks has never been such fun!

The expansion packs too, are extremely well done . The two new episodes are certain to have you pleading for mercy with their cruel and unusual, yet all the while fun puzzles and atmospheric settings.

At the end of it all, this game is a must play for ANY boomer shooter fan, and certainly one of the finest in any collection. Crudux cruo, Caleb.

timeless masterpiece, simply my favourite game of all time. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incredible atmosphere, absolutely fantastic voice acting with fun gameplay that is rarely frustrating. it may be a ball-breaker, but it's got style and swagger to back it up. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incredible game.