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Real Human Bean   Fort Lauderdale, Florida, United States
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I think it's time for you to know the truth, Leon.
My real name is Christopher Redfield Kennedy. I'm yours and Claire's son from the future. Or at least I was, until something happened to screw up the timeline.
The virus outbreak was supposed to end here at Raccoon City, and you and Claire were supposed to conceive me TONIGHT.
Before my timeline suddenly ended, I got into an Umbrella time machine and made my way back here. Chronal turbulence made me go back a couple of years further than I was supposed to. Had to implant false memories into mom and made her believe I was her older brother. Also managed to finesse my way into a position into the RPD.
I tried to stop this before it could happen but now there's no other choice. This specific night is the fork between two timelines. This alternate timeline....I only saw glimpses, but it was terrifying.
You either have sex with Claire and have me, or mankind as we know it will become extinct.
I don't have much time left. Even now I can feel myself fading away.
Mom's already sedated in a safe house, now it's all up to you.
Listen, dad. The whole world is at stake, and I only really need just your genetic sample.
So you can either come with me.
Or I'm going to make you come.
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egg white supremacy 6 okt 2017 om 20:52 
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Dr. Dick 24 mrt 2017 om 12:20 
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Alla-hu Ackbar,
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With a super-powered mine
And a cubic holy shrine,
He engulfs the day
in sure destruction

This is the theme song
of Jihadi Usman.
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