Alexander   Virginia, United States
always trust no one, except for the guy telling you not to trust others
you can trust that guy because he's telling you
two paths unfold before your eyes, roll for wisdom

i diagnose you with pluto brain (inverse of galaxy brain!!)
i played highlander in five regions at once, beware.
fortune to those whom dare

[6:10 AM]
yeah that sounds confusing as ♥♥♥♥

Imagine some d&d esque quest and there's just a moderately threatening place known as
"The point of some return"
Do you dare?
Nobody knows what lies beyond it
Some things enter, some things leave and become.... european.....

Rahmed — Today at 9:36 PM
Rambo why u make me hungry at 2:36am mann...
Bliztank — Today at 9:37 PM
why don't u just switch to a better timezone and eat?
why do you think we have all these timezones hello???

Add me if you want to discuss random things or generally want to delve into theory (or play coop games)
yes my eccentricity and insanity are the entirety of my identity, how could you tell?

other things vaguely about myself
top 0.001% owl city listener of 2020
i'm cursed to only be able to speak and type in monotone essays

Things I've typed up, I guess:

very personalized WIP doc on tf2 regions; primarily focused on social stuff with rather incomplete sections on map specifics which I may not finish. the formatting is probably fairly messy, but it's more of an informal archive that i pour my perspective and personality into more than anything. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Jm6jzCi3GdinMXcaL5Fnh5P-O4UMvwqI4P2MTw91uOo/edit

Bits on the scorch shot and what harm it does/represents in competitive play

Brief analysis of aspects of personality and how they define players and their teams; might try to expand on the idea and apply it to eSports in the future.

Brief notes on how it felt to play varying classes across ping intervals
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if you are looking below this point you failed the wisdom check
[8:04 AM]
' ϟ|(»×[・2Ł]l blæðtönk:
what now

[8:06 AM]
sword and boardroom:
write a paragraph on why the jetpack is underrated

ok you asked for it alto
The roles of pyro come down to: Denial, denying space with airblast, claiming space, causing and capitalizing off of chaos, as well as being a general menace to the enemy team's positioning.

Shotgun assists in passive denial as well as closer range single target focus; flaregun assists in longer range single target aggression and combo plays; detonator in mobility and multi target aggression; and jetpack in pre planned sacs. Each of these weapons synergizes with various components of a pyro's playstyle. It is also important to note that weapons such as the shotgun and flaregun serve more as the weapon, whilst detonator and jetpack are much more along the lines of tools to augment how you use your primary weapon.

A pyro should run the degreaser with either the shotgun or flaregun, and a pyro should run the stock with the detonator. Jetpack synergizes the best with the backburner due to the playstyle it promotes. Degreaser enhances your capability to use your secondaries, however if the secondary is more along the lines of a tool, running the degreaser is simply a straight downgrade. The scorch shot worked well with the degreaser due to it's fire and forget spam nature, while the detonator is much more methodical. For this reason, det spam will never be as viable as scorch spam, and thus the detonator should be used to realize it's movement potential. In this case, stock works much better due to the additional afterburn, which proves valuable when using the detonator to commit to engagements.

Success for any pyro player comes down to realizing their own playstyle and putting conscious thought into what secondary to use at any given time. The degreaser should not be blindly ran by a pyro, due to the limited value it provides to secondaries outside of hitscan options and the flare gun. Overuse of the degreaser to secondary spam ends up promoting poor mechanics and results in you finding yourself in more positions where you need the switch speed in the firstplace due to having the wrong weapon out at the wrong time.

Mobility greatly enhances pyros ability to fulfill all of his roles, so thus the mobility options of pyro provide a lot of value, and work rather well with more aggressive playstyles. The detonator is the typical choice for this role, however there exists a fine alternative to it, one that gives a higher potential to your plays at the cost of flexibility and frequency.

The jetpack provides great vertical mobility to the pyro, allowing for many unexplored routes and playstyles. The detonator is better for direct jumps and for aggression by itself, however the jetpack allows for the pyro to get into a much more advantageous position to flank and cause chaos from. The jetpack itself is less stealthy to initiate with, but allows for you to do much more indirect plays in the long run.

If pre planned (Ie recommitting from below on swiftwater second through the window, vigil first to curve around the backside of the flank, end of the round koth fights etc), the jetpack can lead to great returns. The sheer surprise factor of the long range mobility of a pyro with the jetpack in hand can exploit any errors in an enemy team's positioning, which there tends to be many of. The usage of jetpack forces your focus to shift onto the flamethrower itself, and fulfilling the roles of the pyro with it.

The height jetpack jumps lead to is what tends to result in it being denied if used to directly aggress, as it leads to you being rolled by hitscan. Integral to the use of the jetpack is the arc of your jump, which can take time to practice and get used to, but is a powerful tool in the hands of the right player. In addition, you can throw people off by doing a complete 180 of the direction of your jump midair; do spins after the first stage of the jump; or otherwise completely jump backwards from where you are facing. The key to the jetpack is to be unexpected and use it to put yourself into positions where you can flank and recommit. The detonator is always going to be better for jumping right at people due to giving you less height and time to be denied, but does not allow for you to get some of the position that the jetpack does. It is a case of specialization versus utility.

Technique is important, as it will greatly enhance your ability to do the correct jump at the correct time. Timing is everything, and the jetpack should only be run on lives you decide upon ahead of time. The weapon is a very poor play if you decide to just randomly run it and jump at players with no direction.

So then, a clear goal in mind, as well as the timing is what makes the weapon successful. The weapon itself is not at fault, instead it is the typical user of the weapon who fails to realize the full potential of it. In any case, it should always remain a niche choice for singular lives and plays.

yes i know i'm a nerd thank you for donating your lifeforce to me by reading this (i win)
help i don't main pyro
I lied. (Or did I? (no really idk))
This will be updated periodically whenever I don't feel like being emo (potentially impossible!!!)
Subbing will not be listed as I do not feel like subbing is conclusive towards experience and team performance
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4.14/3200, 3.1 cm (1.2 in)/360
Froyotech vs chaos incarnate


S19 Iron: Masochistic Meetup, Spy/Leader, 4-4
S20 Steel: Its Hip to be Square, Sub, 4-4
S21 Steel: Pythagorean Meetup, Spy/Leader, 4-4
S22 Steel: PANomonium, Spy, 3-5
S29: Home Depot eSports, Multiclass, 5-5

S1 Amateur: Sifety, Spy/Leader, 9-1 Second Place
S3 Advanced: Home Depot eSports, Pyro, 2-5
S4 Advanced: 1 Korean 9 Keyboards, Pyro/Coleader, 7-3 Third Place
S5 Advanced: Night Crew, Pyro, 3-6
S7 Advanced: Home Depot eSports, Pyro, 4-4
S8 Challenger: Desperado Crush Mambo Combo, Soldier/Coleader, 8-4; second place
subbing for home depot/friends from this point on

I honestly forget but I played for Home Depot EU iterations on Pyro and Spy for a bit whenever that was a thing (sometime between s17-s21 I think?)
ETF2L S23 Div 3: Magnificent Bastards, Heavy, 6-4
ETF2L S24 Mid: Europe All Stars, Soldier, 5-5
UGC S34: Platinum, Middies in Paris vol 2, Soldier, 3-4
ETF2L S25 Mid: Nameless Team, Soldier, 3-3, team died week 4.

South America
LBTF S6 Principal: Barebones, Heavy/Demo, 2-5

RSL S8 Prem: Always salt your pasta while boiling it, Heavy, 0-7
RSL S9 Prem: Pool Water Drinkers, Soldier, 2-8
RSL S10 Prem: League of Legumes, Heavy, 0-2 so far

UGC S33 Platinum: Meow.BLACK, Soldier, 2-8

Misc Highlander
RGL Region Wars Div 2: Team Deep South, Spy, 4-1 Second Place
RGL Exp Cup #1 Div 3: Twenty-One Cent Communications, Spy, 2-1 Second Place
RGL Exp Cup #2 Advanced: Markers and the E-Boys, Pyro, 1-2
RGL Exp Cup #3 Advanced-2: Rareform, Soldier, 3-1 Second Place
RGL Exp Cup #4 Invite-2: Goose Lagoon, 2-1 Second Place


S5 Amateur: New (a)woo Order, Spy, 7-0 First Place
S6 Main: *Dabs on HL Mains*, Demo, 1-4
S7 Advanced: Blackjack and Hookers White, Flex, 5-2 Second Place
S8 Advanced: Purple Air Pods +1, Soldier/Flex, 3-4
S9 Div 1: The Senate, Soldier/Flex; 3-4
S4 EU Invite: Lure Intelligence Time, Flex, 0-7

Prolander Cups
One Day Cup #3 Div 4: Lob Laws Slob Lobs, 4-1 First Place
One Day Cup #4 Div 2: Sigafoo's Saiyans, 1-3
One Day Cup #5 Div 1: Cliffside PL, 5-0 First Place
One Day Cup #6 Div 1: Cliffside PL, 2-3
Eu One Day Cup #2 Div 2: Those Damned Blue-Collar Tweek, 1-3


S28 Steel: CafeteriaMilk.black, Roamer, 3-5
S29 Silver: Blink 182, Roamer, 2-6
S30 Steel: J4MMERS R3BORN, Roamer, 4-4

S31 Open: w3rldw1de rUn d0wn, Roamer, 7-9

S1 Intermediate: The Enemies Lack Lemons, Roamer, 5-11
S2 Intermediate: Purple Air Pods, Roamer, 14-5 Third Place
S3 Main: Has Anyone Seen Naknak?, Roamer, 9-8

S1 Main: Kegateam, Flex, 2-3
S2 Main: Eat Sleep Fortnite Repeateded, Flex, 11-3 Third Place
Cup #1 Div 1: Team Europe, Flex, 2-4, ( Funny pyro vs froyo [logs.tf])


S15 Steel: Spymid, Soldier, 6-3
S16 Silver: Fellas 2.0, Soldier, 5-3
S19 Silver: Bald KSI, Soldier, 6-5

Misc Stuff

Knightcomp, I forget the details
Ready Steady Pan S5, Playoffs ( Almost 100 kills [logs.tf])
The two RGL fresh meat prolander cups, I forget the details
2007 7s: Auto-Alien, Flex/Leader, 4-0 First Place
other things i've forgotten
GTO day of defeat source team, rocket main for one tournament
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