UGH this is so frustrating, you see this is what I don't get about you bad guys.

You know the Hero's gonna win but you just don't die quickly.

Man uh....

Example: This one guy in New Haven right?

City burning, people are dying left and right yada yada yada, this jackhole rushes me with a spoon.

HA HA HA A FRICKING SPOON!

And I'm dying laughting right?!

So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it and his kids are all " WAAAAHH! " and I, I can't even.

He can't see where he's going. He bumping into stuff and I....

Anyway I dunno maybe you had to be there.

The Moral is: You're a total B*TCH!

- Handsome Jack