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You fool! Don't you know that traps aren't gay? Let me explain why. First, we need to look at math, which has been called the language of the universe. See, traps are undeniably male, otherwise they wouldn't be traps, they'd be trans. Therefore, if a man ♥♥♥♥♥ a trap, then it'd be two men ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Still with me? Now, when men and women ♥♥♥♥ it's called "multiplying", and creates something more than nothing, a child, a positive. When multiplying that means that the multiplicand and the multiplier are either both positive or both negative. That means that men and women are basically the same, which sounds pretty gay to me. Taking this conclusion though we can determine that if two men ♥♥♥♥, a positive doesn't form, meaning that they have two different signs. And thus, I rest my case.
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Honey
I say naids or naideen
Which ever one I use the same thing
Bus
I say BPH
The black person holder that transportates
Doctor
I say doctee or docturd
Whether it’s a tee or a turd it’s the same word
Abortion
I say borty
Boty
A fun thing to do when you’re feeling sporty
Lips
I say lyups or chlyups
The flesh trapdoors in between my hips
Trapdoors
What’s that doorway for
Something special
Let me tell you more
CHORUS: Lips pout
The walls fall out
Red rose grows
As the walls unfold
My lapse
Prolapse
Jizz trap
Spreads my gap
Red meat flaps
As the walls unwrap
My lapse
Prolapse
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
I say feesh
Feesh
A yeasty dish that’s so delish
Chicken
I say cheeukun ♥♥♥♥♥
But too much dark meat can ruin your fig-ire
Black
I say blaque
Blaque
Aunt teresa in heaven eaten’ on fat-back
Pro-gram
I say grim
Grum
When me and Madge Weinstein have some fun
Panties
I say panni
Panni
Wraps around my waist and hugs my fanny
Fanny
What’s your fanny for
Something special
Let me show you ♥♥♥♥♥
Lips pout
The walls fall out
Red rose grows
As the walls unfold
My lapse
Prolapse
Jizz trap
Spreads my gap
Red meat flaps
As the walls unwrap
My lapse
Prolapse
I’ve been violated
I’ve been violated
Oh yeah!
Lips pout
The walls fall out
Red rose grows
As the walls unfold
My lapse
Prolapse
Jizz trap
Spreads my gap
Red meat flaps
As the walls unwrap
My lapse
Prolapse
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Vibrators
Dildos
Pens
Pencils
Coins
Pebbles
Broomstick handle
Fishing rod handle
Umbrella handle
Toothbrush handle
Hockey stick handle
Fingers
Small glass jar
Test tube
Screwdriver handle
Stiff ♥♥♥♥♥!
Cigar
Banana
also the head and legs look a bit weird, 4/10