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Dead Space 3 isn’t an amazing game. It’s not awful. But it’s not amazing. The gameplay for the most part is pretty similar to Dead Space 2. The movement still feels great, and the gunplay is still pretty solid. The visuals have improved a little bit, but not by much. The story is very hit or miss. The concept of Tau Volantis and the Brethren Moons is cool, but the whole love story with Isaac and Ellie annoyingly takes center stage. Dead Space 3 introduces universal ammo, and I can’t understand why. Dead Space 1 and 2 had a perfectly balanced ammo system and should not have been changed in the third installment. Weapons and your suit are no longer upgraded with power nodes. The power node system has been replaced with what I can only call a piece of ♥♥♥♥. Weapon crafting is pretty cool but can easily become ridiculous. I shouldn’t be able to put a flamethrower on a plasma cutter. Automatic weapons are introduced in Dead Space 3, and it is the dumbest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing ever. Microtransactions also exist for whatever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason and should be ignored at all costs. The Co-Op is kind of fun, but single-player is still the superior experience. Human enemies now exist and are just awful. They feel terrible to fight and have no place in a Dead Space game. Some Necromorphs can also ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ USE GUNS NOW APPARENTLY?!? Dead Space 3 is a pretty bad experience. While I do enjoy playing it, I’d rather play the first two Dead Space games.

This game is absolutely amazing! The gameplay is a step up in every way from the first game! The shooting and combat feel so much better. While the original game had what is best described as tank controls, Dead Space 2 feels a lot more fluid and smooth. Dead Space 2 has a more heavy approach on action. The horror elements are all still here, and in some cases Dead Space 2 can be even more scary than the first game. Issac also has a voice this time around. Personally I think that giving Issac a voice was a great decision and makes a lot of sense for this entry in the series. The story is also a lot more in depth than in the first game and overall is a huge improvement. Dead Space 2 is an amazing experience that I highly recommend! I've played it for hours, and I don't intend to stop any time soon!

This game is amazing! There is so much to praise about it! The sound design is chilling! The Necromorphs sound absolutely horrifying. Hearing them coming towards you screeching and screaming is bone-chilling. The ambient sounds are just as horrifying. You'll hear things like pipes clanking around and distant screams from surviving members of the Ishimura. The gameplay is also rock solid! The weapons in this game feel amazing. There is no better feeling than cutting off all the limbs of those disgusting Necromorphs! I highly recommend this game!

DOOM 64 is amazing! It does so many awesome things, and it honestly might be the best classic DOOM game! The soundtrack to this game is so much different compared to DOOM and DOOM II. While the previous installments had a kick ass metal soundtrack, DOOM 64 goes for a much more atmospheric and tense soundtrack, with many ambient tracks that often have very disturbing sounds. The level design is just as great as the originals, although sometimes a bit hectic. All of the enemies have been redesigned and look pretty fantastic! The weapons have also had an aesthetic overhaul and look great as well! And while on the topic of weapons, a new one has been introduced, The Unmaker! This new gun shoots out laser bolts for a rather high damage output! And if you can find the three Demon Keys hidden in secret levels, you can upgrade this unholy firepower to become even more devastating! DOOM 64 is an amazing game that any DOOM fan should play!

This is easily the best Half-Life expansion! It's so cool to play as a HECU marine! The new weapons it adds are really cool, and the enemies are just as awesome! The level design is just as great as the original! If you're a fan of the original Half-Life, you should absolutely play Opposing Force!

Fast and brutal are the best words I can describe this game with! it is a blast to play and gets harder and harder the longer you survive! I highly recommend it!

This is a pretty decent port of one of the best FPS games of all time. It does have a good amount of bugs, some can be fixed, others can't, but overall I think its a pretty decent port, and its definitely fun to replay Half-Life in the Source engine!

Words can't even describe how awesome this game is! Its fast, brutal, and such a rush to play! The metal music, the massive levels, the aggressive enemies, punchy weapons, and so much more, make DOOM Eternal a blast to play! I love the exploration of this game, and all the platforming sections, and weapon upgrades! I love the new dash ability and meat hook, they both make traversal around the map a breeze! This is a great game and I highly recommend it!