silkieshoe
Massachusetts, United States
 
 
Quaalude Fiend :seriousboss:
Currently Offline
Favorite Game
Completionist Showcase
Comedy of Bio's Past
tryna see the whole tiddy, in conclusion that's why I identify as uwusexual, hi my name is silkie and thank you for coming to my TED talk :)

catch me licking the shower water off your girl's thighs

Mannequin ♥♥♥♥♥ got me feelin strange...

proud owner of a tambourine

Mommy Kink Enforcer

I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for “back pain”, Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, Pot to mellow me out, Cocaine to wake me up again and Morphine because it’s awesome

Yeehaw
luna May 10, 2022 @ 9:59am 
Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE and begins ATTACKING THE CITY. Leaving the mayor to give Squidward community service for the damage he caused. EVEN THOUGH Spongebob and Patrick were in his house the WHOLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME,

and were responsible for EVERYTHING! GAAH! ♥♥♥♥ THIS EPISODE! this episode is when the Squidward torture porn started to become a regular stable in Spongebob's episodes and this one is one of the meanest, cruelest, and just plain unfair of them all.

all Squidward wanted to do is enjoy one day to himself. but that can NEVER HAPPEN when he lives next to Spongebob and Patrick. can it.
The Rat Man Apr 28, 2020 @ 11:23am 
10/10 beat Soul of Cinder 1st try. A true gamer. Doesn't even own dark souls.
Big Boss Nov 19, 2019 @ 7:15pm 
CUMMM
Big Boss Nov 10, 2019 @ 7:45pm 
I don't know anymore guys. I just feel connected to everyone in Konosuba. It feels like I'm just chilling and hanging around with some friends at school. Even for those I dislike (Aqua for example), I will still love them to death in a friendly way. Megumin is different though. I really just love her, I can't explain it. I am not a lolicon, quite the opposite actually but Megumin somehow grabs my attention so hard. I really just love her as a person is what I assume is going on. I always have dreams of being her husband. Even if I always want sex, I can imagine myself not having sex with her constantly and just being a happy family with some children if that's whats going on. This is the first time something like this has ever happened to me. Even if I don't dream, I can imagine myself sitting on the same wooden bench as her as we gaze at the beautiful ocean.

P.S: This is not a joke

:3 Apr 17, 2019 @ 2:11pm 
:3
The 9.5 God Feb 19, 2018 @ 9:44am 
ily bb <3