You know something? I really hate people. They're selfish ignorant loud obnoxious pricks with basically no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I mean really look at all they've achieved: Genocide, Global Warming, Reality TV. Its just a never ending parade of failures and ♥♥♥♥ ups. They are, without question, a complete write off of a species.

So Lord Saladin and Lady Efrideet. He'll hate that I'm telling this story. But Lady Efrideet - I like lady Efrideet - she tells me everything. We like our stories, and we like our helmets. So Efrideet she lifts Saladin over... over her head. And she says... She says, "I never miss." She lifts him over her head, and she throws him. And he cranks his Fist of Havoc. Their combined Arc energy singing like a drawn sword! Twenty miles down he plummets. Into a Fallen Walker! He's like a... like a cannon shot out of a friggen' anti-aircraft gun. Everything explodes! Her Ghost was laughing when she revived him. They saved a whole village of people. This was the Dark Age. They had those. Villages. I miss those days. I miss Lady Efrideet.

Games are nothing but visual gems that tell a story. Those stories are driven by us, the players, allowing the story to twist and turn in whatever direction we desire. I help others experience their own story.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.