Recent reviews by Professional Noob

Turtle pope

I finished the game without even realizing it was early access. Pretty simple but gratifying, excellent starter for anyone interested in Rogue-likes.

Edit: Raise the price my dudes.

It is pretty fun for a few hours but there is nothing really new after the first island. Super easy to just make money and there is nothing new or exciting about unlocking new dinosaurs. The only part of the game I really enjoyed was listening to Jeff Goldblum say, "chaos" over and over.

In my opinion one of the greatest games I have ever played. Story and plot is 9/10, characters have depth and are each interesting in their own little way 9/10, soundtrack and voices are incredible 9/10. The artstyle and beauty of the game is without question the best of any game I have played. 10/10

Buy it, and don't you look back

It's pretty good huh

One of the best single player fps games out there. Captivating story interesting characters and a plethora of funny moments. Sometimes I actually chuckled and one time I think I actually laughed out loud!

good

It's a good game lol

It's an impressively good game and has an insane amount of content.