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1 person found this review helpful
343.5 hrs on record (230.9 hrs at review time)
I've been playing consistently since day 0. I never bothered playing the story and instead always played sandbox, it's a game with fantastic technology that lets you flatten entire buildings. Yes, it gets very laggy after a while, but there's mods to help with that.
Posted May 13, 2022.
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256.9 hrs on record (226.3 hrs at review time)
its driving simulator but in space and there's lots of cool ♥♥♥♥ you can find like nebulas n whatever
the only game i have the patience to sit 3 hours straight jumping from system to system just to see a cool nebula its good
Posted March 28, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
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35.7 hrs on record (16.2 hrs at review time)
Horrendously exploitable game that's been in development for 2 years with no anticheat other than a simple kick and a "please stop"? That's honestly pretty pathetic. It's a 2D version of TTT that was massively blown up by streamers with the attention span of 5 seconds as they've already forgotten about Fall Guys.

Edit: They added anti cheat. Does it work? No, it doesn't. You know shxits bad when people have open source cheats that still work every single update. Get good.
Posted October 15, 2020. Last edited December 5, 2020.
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13.4 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
It's uncanny how familiar yet unfamiliar this game is now. But, it's missing some small details that, now they're gone, I just can't ignore it.

1. NPCs don't make sounds when you hit them.
2. Cardboard box TP animation is gone.
3. The bubble bowl plate animation is gone (they just instantly pop down).
4. Squidward doesn't yell at you for hitting his painting in his house anymore.
5. In Jellyfish Fields, the cruise bubble plate instantly spawns the Tikis without any transition.

There might be more, but the whole game feels a bit off in general.
Posted June 25, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
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Okay so first off, this DLC is a thousand times better than Seal the Deal. The metro is a huge place, you can explore every bit of it. All levels are seamlessly connected with eachother, the place is great but easy to get lost in.

However, boy do I have a problem with the end.
What the ♥♥♥♥ was that?!

After running away from all the cats chasing me, I was hyped up for some epic boss fight. Nope.
Just here, take this time piece and fnck off. The ending is just so rushed and dissapointing.

Aside from the ending, DLC is fantastic. Just wish we had some bossfight instead of..that.

Edit: https://i.imgur.com/LcIF0Wf.png
Posted May 10, 2019. Last edited May 11, 2019.
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3.9 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
I got to Safe Haven, then I died of a stray bullet- game over.
10/10.
Posted March 29, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.3 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
With countless hours in the original Steam edition, it is great that owners of the game recive the remaster for free, thanks Volition! I see people complaing of crash issues and such, while personally I have great FPS improvements compared to the last game- average 56FPS, and that's *pretty good* for my computer, compared to 14FPS on the "old" game.

This remaster still has the "crunch" that Guerrilla has always had, unlike Amrageddon, which(for me) felt like hitting plastic. I am yet to get far into the campaign currently as I've been playing with Wrecking Mode as usual. From what I've seen so far, there has been improvements- good ones.

Hopefully with a remaster, the multiplayer community will be revived along with the modding community- infinte jetpack still hasn't been made into a mod, someone please add this ASAP.

Finally, thanks to Nerdcubed for showing me this wonderful series. Thanks to Dan, I wouldn't be playing 50% of the games I play now, especially Red Faction.

Is the game worth your time? If you recieved it for free, yes it is. If you want to buy it, yes, it's worth your time. In my opinion, for optimisation, it's better this version that the original- you may have to see for yourself though.
Posted July 3, 2018.
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21 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
3.4 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Crashmageddon.
Posted June 17, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
201.2 hrs on record (115.5 hrs at review time)
Still a d!ck move for Take Two to revoke mods for a while, they only returned them due to press preassure.
Posted June 15, 2017. Last edited August 21, 2017.
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11.9 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
I was never interested in the Hotline Miami series when it first came out years ago, so I never watched a video on it.

Now of course that's changed, I'm in love with the soundtrack and although the game can be(very ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥) hard at times, I still love it.
Posted March 5, 2017.
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