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15 people found this review helpful
9.8 hrs on record
Nice way to kill your game off even more.

Will say after playing this game a while it was fun, but alienating your old audience and throwing out content people paid for (such as the art book) is really skummy, why try to censor a half dead game now after like... 10 years? like.. great you killed it off even more now, good luck finding an online match.

TLDR: game good but now not worth playing due to horrible dev decisions
Posted July 11, 2023.
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120.8 hrs on record (119.2 hrs at review time)
Good game.
Posted March 4, 2023.
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3,761.5 hrs on record (1,025.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
At the end of the day, EAC did stop some kids from spamming item rotation cheats..

I still love the game but I wish the devs would listen more to our problems.
Posted July 25, 2022. Last edited September 21, 2022.
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11.4 hrs on record
Very fun gameplay!
had some issues with characters speaking too low compared to the game volume, but other than that the game was fantastic. (Did not really care for the ending boss though, the portal spamming was getting annoying)
Posted July 30, 2020.
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2,724.5 hrs on record (2,172.5 hrs at review time)
You know what, I wanted to keep loving this game, but I know by now VALVE does not care about this game in the slightest, wont even try to fix problems while releasing more crates and keys for free money from the TF2 community.

Thanks for ruining and not caring about this game, even though TONS of people still play it, thanks for not even trying to update us on anything going on, and also LOVE LOVE how you can't even update us about a item server issue instead letting us make up dumb things like the game being shut down.

You don't care about TF2, your tweet was obviously worthless, you will NEVER save tf2, you're just going to let it rot forever with the community you make money off of.
Posted April 17, 2020. Last edited January 12.
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1 person found this review helpful
119.9 hrs on record
as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. I am not gay. I just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 400 hours in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked, she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. I have lots of sex. I also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because I am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games, all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome, one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a xbox 360 classic instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women, not men. I am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because I am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and I am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
Posted September 23, 2019. Last edited June 1, 2022.
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513.3 hrs on record (11.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Honestly regret buying it, runs like i'm playing it on a cheap laptop, even if i'm playing it on a really high spec desktop, the game has really wonky gameplay, and honestly, it's not even worth 25 dollars, it's more of worth 5 dollars, if anything...
this games development time is a joke as well... it's been YEARS and not much has been improved gameplay wise nor optimization wise.

Edit: Due to the fixes made for optimization I can say I enjoy the game so much better, still runs slow on high settings but on medium it runs just fine at 60fps, still chugs if you have a low end computer though.

I now recommend this game due to the fact it's really fun to play with friends, servers I don't really care for, but the coop is really fun if you have a friend that is interested in the game as well.
Posted March 10, 2019. Last edited July 7, 2020.
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0.2 hrs on record
Sadly I bought this thinking I would be able to play it smoothly, being able to run VR and everything on MAX settings, but this game has horrible optimization, I don't understand why it's so slow when more than a few enemys pop up.. I know alot of other people are having this issue and It's really annoying not being able to play it, when it runs great in menus and other areas, but goes to a slideshow when there are more than 10 characters on the screen

I DO NOT recommend this game, just due to how horrible the framerate is, goes from 60 to about 10-5 frames depending on the amount of enemies, and I know it's not my pc, if I can run any NEW game that just came out with 120 FPS why is this any different? I wish I was one of the lucky ones that don't see this "issue" but I know it's the optimization of this game.

Buyer beware, don't buy this game untill it's on sale or unless they fix this issue, I wanted to play a senran kagura game but I can't even play it due to this issue.. even bought the special edition.. Atleast the PS4 version doesn't have these massive drops, even if it's censored (btw sony sucks because of that)

I might refund this at some point, but it's sad because i want to love this game, but I can't play it because of the framerate issues even on a beefy PC
Posted January 26, 2019. Last edited January 26, 2019.
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11.5 hrs on record (11.4 hrs at review time)
One of the best games of the year in my opinion, if it's on sale buy it, you don't regret it
Posted November 22, 2018.
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92.2 hrs on record (43.5 hrs at review time)
Starbound is a great game, but has some issues, here are some pros and cons.
Pros:
-Tons of things to do
-Tons of things to craft (Even tons of food!)
-Has a sort of good story
-Has workshop, thank goodness
Cons
- radeon card errors (glitchy bottom of screen, tearing issues)
- Multiplayer glitches a ton (if you dont have amazing internet)

I would honestly say that if you have a radeon card, do not I mean DO NOT get this game untill they fix the graphics issues, I hope they will fix them in the future, but I doubt it because it's been a LONG time. I'm giving this a good recommendation because this game is great, amazing even! BUT they need to fix these issues for radeon cards, and multiplayer.
Posted September 20, 2018.
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