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Recent reviews by hololive armpit sniffer

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43 people found this review helpful
133 people found this review funny
3.9 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Finally after generations of selective cross breeding incest, I have finally produced the worth child to be sold at market.
Posted March 12, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record
She was just a dream :(
Posted December 24, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
3 people found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record
Jeff Epstein Simulator
Posted August 13, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record
Had to convince everyone on steam and discord that I wasn't a furry. Only got the game for the meme and to 100% the achievements. Now when the mass furry genocide begins, this game shall serve as proof why the furries were wiped from the face of the planet and internet.
Posted May 26, 2019.
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
6.4 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The servers are pretty chill. That is until the Ugandan Warriors arrive. We will show you da wei. VI VON ZULUL
Posted January 2, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
39.8 hrs on record (34.3 hrs at review time)
The game looks decent in the Release trailer. HOWEVER, once you log in you realize that the game is a gigantic ♥♥♥♥ show. Terrible optimization and terrible bullet registration. God forbid if you kill a streamer, your automatically a stream sniper. PlayerUnknown basically launched the game into a full game because it cant be an early access game on console. So the greed got the best of him to push for full release despite the terrible optimization, rampant cheaters, garbage bullet registration. Plus I can almost guarantee servers from the 60's run better then the servers they are using now. I cant see how people can enjoy playing against cheaters and basically having your PC being burned down unless you have a 10k rig. They really need to do a major overhaul with this "E-SPORTS READY" game for me to even reconsider downloading it again.
Posted December 21, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
304.4 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
So in my opinion this game is pretty good and nice looking if you have a good PC to run it on. If you dont feel like grinding for a longer time to get the operators I don't suggest you getting the starter edition. Overall I feel like this game is nice and it has a mixed community of people that inject memes daily and people that cant trust your callouts.

The Following describes my experiences so far playing:
1v3 situation, hostage is being guarded pretty well. I decide to calculate a good entry point for a grenade. After I shoot open a hole in the wall so I could throw a grenade in I re think the outcomes of this: 1- I somehow manage to take out all 3 with the grenade without killing the hostage, 2-I blow the hostage away without killing anybody. In the end lets just say the risk I took was calculated but man, am I bad at math.

10/10 hostage spaghetti
Posted March 25, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
78.6 hrs on record (38.4 hrs at review time)
car go zoom
Posted November 23, 2016. Last edited May 24, 2020.
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22 people found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Build your waifu simulator unforunately its pay to upgrade your waifu
Posted May 28, 2016.
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38 people found this review helpful
97 people found this review funny
1,456.6 hrs on record (196.9 hrs at review time)
War Thunder is like anal, Hard and painful, but you'll get used to it
Posted July 27, 2015.
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