zaimen_
Simon   Germany
Level
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Ash
500 XP
 
 


About me:
Oi, my name is Simon and I am a 27 year old dude.

I play Videogames since I can remember, and have always been absolutely garbage at them.
But that doesn't matter since my reason for playing is not winning but having a great time,
which I of course always do... and i never get mad... ;)

I hide my overwhelming sadness behind bad jokes and dark humor.
If it's unfunny i will laugh about it for days.

"zaimen" is supposed to be pronounced like Simon.
But you can call me what ever you want, darling.


Games I enjoy:

- Across the Obelisk
- Gunfire Reborn
- Helldivers II
- Baldur's Gate 3
- Valorant
- The Witcher Saga
- The Borderlands Franchise
- The Metro Franchise
- Touching myself while crying

Now leave and waste your life elsewhere!
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SentrySmasher May 16 @ 7:38am 
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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Ni shi May 7 @ 11:10am 
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