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As an avid follower of WW2 history, I'm happy to see this is what the Nuremburg Trials led to. Without the the intense history that was left behind, we would never have got such hot intimacy. This game has finally taught me to respect women in a way that my German relatives would be proud of. Cos like, I think it's pretty good to respect the Jewish community. The way they have sex has opened a whole new world for me. Like, did you know they use feet? That ♥♥♥♥ blew my mind when I was playing this game. I mean, I think that's what happened, I was actually just skipping the dialogue to get straight to the sexy times.

Tl;dr Hitler taught me sexy times, in the words of Borat; WAWEEWAWAAA

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Just a heads up, I bought this game when it was on sale and I would STRONGLY recommend buying this game at a reduced price as opposed to paying the full price for it.
To me, resident evil 3 seems like a lesser version of resident evil 2. The zombie designs are almost identical to the RE2 zombies and the gameplay, asides from the dodge mechanic, feels the same. There are new enemies in this game which I found pretty cool but I hated what they did with Nemesis. This game does not turn Nemesis into a scarier Mr.X and instead turns him into a cutscene junkie. I counted maybe 5 occasions where nemesis actually chases you and you need to worry about zombies at the same time. Speaking of dodging, I really dislike the dodge mechanic in this game. To pull off the dodge, you need to hit the dodge button right before you get grabbed/attacked, which I did many times and still got hit. It should also be noted that this game is waaaaaay too short to justify its price tag. There's even an achievement for finishing this game in under 2 hours with 20% achieving it!

Positives:
- Visuals are fantastic
- Zombies are still pretty scary
- Guns are fun
- New enemies were cool
- Jill Valentine and Carlos are awesome characters

Negatives:
- Nemesis is a watered down thanos, not RE2's original nemesis
- The dodge mechanic
- Way too expensive for a short game
- Nicholai is a very weak villain

Overall, I did like this game but I am very happy I got this on sale otherwise I would've asked for a refund. Fun resident evil game, but definetly far from the best RE game.

Legacy of the duelist was my introduction to Yu-Gi-Oh as I grew up playing Pokemon. I must say that this game is very different to other card games in that you have different ways of summoning minions and spells/traps. Not to mention you have 8000 LP compared to Magic the gathering's traditional 20 LP which I found hilarious. Regarding the videogame adaptation, I found the campaign very fun and the pack/reward system fun and generous. While the multiplayer and ranked environment is pretty much dead, you can have alot of fun playing the campaign and building decks to vs the AI with.

Positives:
- Visuals are great
- Card management system is very easy
- Long campaign with additional duelist challenges to keep you occupied
- Exodia is so powerful that he will occasionally cause your game to crash when you summon him
- Singleplayer campaign and dialogues were pretty fun

Negatives:
- Online ranked is pretty much dead
- Checkout the ranked leaderboards and you will find people with 9999999999 points which I dont understand

Overall, a very fun card game that involves quick gameplay if you are playing singleplayer. If you are like me and grew up playing pokemon and magic the gathering, this game will be able to teach you how to play Yu-Gi-Oh and does a pretty good job of it.

If you are a fan of Resident evil 7's horror element, you will find Village's attempts at horror lackluster. Granted, there are very few scare moments and the developers openly stated that they would not make Village scarier. What intrigued me most with this game was the parallels they made with previous Resident evil games. For instance, Resident evil 8's introduction, castle environment and merchant feature is very reminiscent of RE4. I also loved the replayability of this game as certain weapon upgrades are not available unless you complete the game. The CP system allows noobs like myself to have an edge when playing the game on harder difficulties, though infinite ammo dragoon is way too OP. I did however find that some of Ethan's interactions were a bit weak and some elements of the story could've been replaced with more intriguing events or interactions.

Positives:
- Fantastic Visuals (I was running this on a 2070)
- Audio has been programmed well
- Replayable
- Very fun final boss fight
- Intriguing story (though not the strongest)
- The enemy designs and models are amazing
- Hilarious line by Heisenburg that references RE5

Negatives:
- Ethan has some very odd lines that I did find strange
- Little to no horror moments except for one boss area that did make me uneasy
- Village of shadows difficulty is harder than taking a watermelon ♥♥♥♥

Overall, this is one of my favourite Resident Evil games. It is a very different game to 7, and I would have to replay 7 to determine which one I would prefer. I would definetly recommend this game, especially if it lands on sale one day.

What can I say, an all time favourite of mine.
The amount of hours I have put into this game since I was introduced to the shooter genre is more like 8000 hours. For a game made in 1999, it's graphics just narrowly hold to today's standards. In addition, the AI and weapon balancing features are some of the best I have experienced. If you know what you're doing, any gun can blow your opponent to pieces in under 5 seconds.

Positives:
- Singleplayer gameplay is super fun
- Soundtrack is spectacular
- AI have been programmed well
- Weapons are balanced (except for the Ripper, IMO)
- Taunting is hilarious unless you are vsing Xan for the one millionth time

Negative:
- Some map designs had me scratching my head
- Godlike difficulty sends you fighting the best aimbots I have ever seen
- Modern FPS players may not adapt well to the game's older graphics

Overall, I love this game. I find myself coming back to it and playing a couple hours here and there. A true gem of the past that I hope one day is remade to honour it.

Licherally the best game ever

The Highest Road ruined this game for me

I like big peeny weenies and I firmly believe this video entertainment product makes mine as such

One of my most played Kongregate games to date. This game cements itself as a fun dungeon-and-dragons like game, using very few animations and relying on the player's own imagination during combat. The art is terrific, the enemy design/art is amazing and the stock difficulty is still challenging.
8/10