Recent reviews by Jadesin

NO PORN. ME ANGY.

GIVE ME PORN.

When I first bought this game ~2 years ago, I couldn't get into it. I honestly thought it was just going to be another Bayonetta/DMC clone. But as a current FFXIV player, they announced that they were coming out with a Nier collab raid, I felt like I needed to play it. And ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I wish I played this game sooner. This game is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ masterpiece and you're doing yourself an injustice by not playing it.

The story is gripping. It's one of those games where you care about the characters and their stories; you feel their pain. The music is some of the best in video game history. try getting through the Japanese version of 'Weight of the World' without crying. The combat is fluid and impactful. While not the best graphics, the areas and the zones are still beautiful. The RPG systems are there and actually mean something through the chipset system.

An easy 10/10 for me, no doubt. This game will go down in history as one of the best games I've ever played.

do you like anime?
do you like waifus?
do you like dark souls?

if you answered all questions with 'yes', then play this game.

I have never been more angry at a video game.

holy christ on a flying flapjack batman.

this game is a masterpiece.

get this game right now, ya hear?

Despite it's problems, it's still the most enjoyable battle royale game on the market. Fortnite isn't my thing, IoN is good but it can't compare to the aesthetic of PUBG. After the countless times I've raged and uninstalled the game, I still end up coming back. Maybe it's the tight gameplay, how the guns feel, or the adrenaline rush after getting a chicken dinner, who knows. Something just keeps me coming back. I've played it since first day early access and probably will continue to do so until the game completely dies.

if you like BRs where you just pick up a gun and start shooting people, PUBG is for you. If you don't care about monitization schemes and just want to play the game, PUBG is for you. I love the crap out of this game. You will too.

step 1: play the game
step 2: finish the game
step 3: fap vigorously for 15 minutes
step 4: return the game

10/10 ign

I can't tell you how much I'm excited for this game. I seriously haven't been this amped for a game since they first annouced PUBG.

I've played both open betas and had a blast with both of them. The gameplay is smooth and competitive. Seriously, this game has the potential to be the next great esport.

Imagine a face paced, skill based, arcadey battle royale game with little to no RNG. This is the kind of game where you can keep playing for hours and hours because it's just that much fun. The director mechanic adds uniqueness to the game. It is kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ when the director favors other players, but the devs seem to be like they're willing to listen to the community and fix whatever they need to fix.

You'll be damn right that I'll be picking up this game once it hits early access. I recommend you do the same.

>have a girlfriend
>been wanting to break up with her for a long time
>had her play this game with me
>i was infected
>she was innocent
>lied to her saying i was innocent
>end up killing her
>game finishes
>breaks up with me for lying to her
>win

11/10

>am 26
>havent had a girlfriend in 7 years
>got Evelyn ending
>I miss her

11/10