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"The spider is a repairer. If you bump into the web of a spider, she doesn't get mad. She weaves and repairs it." - Louis Bourgeois




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Somekid Dec 31, 2023 @ 10:05pm 
Achievements aren't content and I will die on that hill.

They add nothing to the game except to artificially increase the play time. I don't need a list of chores to tell me how I should be playing a game. You're not my mom. It's one thing when achievements actually reward you, but most are just lazy fetch ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I didn't beat your game because I didn't collect the 100 piles of ♥♥♥♥ you hid in the copy-pasted or under-finished parts of your game? ♥♥♥♥ you, I beat your game when I played it from the beginning to the end. Achievements for each ending? The audacity to think I'm gonna play your ♥♥♥♥ game twice. Limit myself to a specific build for an achievement? Limit your lips around these nuts.

♥♥♥♥ you Prey (2017) in particular. Your achievements are the amongst the most egregious I've ever seen in a single player game. I can't imagine how much the devs over at Arkane Studios love the smell of their own farts.
K. Dec 31, 2023 @ 9:33pm 
Happy new year and all the best for 2024 Italy!:summercat2023:
K. Oct 27, 2023 @ 10:56pm 
Yeah it's been a long time, thankies for the well wishes Italy! ;o; Take lotsa care and hope you have goodie days ahead~:CatHapi:
Somekid Jul 15, 2023 @ 12:57pm 
I don't care if others judge my daughter for her decisions or my parenting...
My college aged daughter participated in a wet t shirt contest recently and pics wound up online of her after she took her t shirt off and was topless wearing only a thong. She won the contest and after some other moms came to me and ratted her out I looked at the pics and told her she looked hot and I hope she had fun and gave her a high five! The other moms think I'm the worst parent ever for not giving her ♥♥♥♥ about a couple of booby pics but honestly who cares!??? She isn't going to be a politician or teacher so it won't ruin her career aspirations and she told me she had fun and I'm happy my daughter won just for bragging rights!
K. Dec 25, 2022 @ 3:03am 
:2015holly:Merry Christmas and happy holidays Italy!:2015holly:
Somekid Nov 21, 2022 @ 7:00pm 
I [37M] was driving against oncoming traffic to get to the closest Starbucks to order my Grande piss turd blonde roast and the ♥♥♥♥♥ [16F] barista said they were out of ♥♥♥♥. I hadn't had my morning coffee yet so I [37M] punched her [16f] in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face and exploded her teeth and jaw. She wailed on the ground like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I hadn't had my morning coffee so I kicked her in the stomach. Right after that, the trendy barista [27M] came to help but because I [34M] hadn't had my morning coffee, I kicked him in the balls, preventing him from ever producing sperm out of his testicles again. Some guy in behind me in the line called the cops so I explained to them the situation and they charge me with aggravated assault? AITA or are they just over reacting?