Somekid
Chris   California, United States
 
 
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Asokan May 24 @ 8:06pm 
you ever hold in a dookie for straight up 2 hours struggling for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life to hold it in cause you are picking up food and somehow you manage to hold it all in ass clean as a whistle. that's me I'm built different i hold that ♥♥♥♥ in like a god. my rectum clenches so tight I'm able not even able to make diamonds cause there is no space for things to crystallize. NOTHING is getting through. this is not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i actually did this and wanted to tell you about it,
Marshmallow Breasts Apr 9 @ 11:56pm 
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Hop on Hunt Showdown
Casey Coyote lmao Apr 5 @ 2:39pm 
let my people go
Vit Jan 3 @ 6:41pm 
I am the ultimate alpha male. I only climax for 1 of 2 reasons. I either climax for the purpose of reproduction with a beautiful woman (because that's the only kind of woman worthy of me) or I climax for the purpose of free protein. I need immense protein to maintain my ultimate alpha male body, and 4-5 ♥♥♥ loads a day is sufficient for me. It's not gay it its mine, but I wouldn't expect you pathetic beta males to understand. I bet you waste your seed into napkins, tissue, and tube socks. How sad, wasting all that protein. Wasting all those offspring. Its optimal for me to masturbate with my legs over my head so I can practice stretching before my workout while I obtain my protein. All the gym betas in the locker room just look away in disgust, but again, I wouldn't be offended by an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who only focus on vanity muscles. You beta losers better start acting like real men.
Fair Jan 3 @ 6:41pm 
There is this girl in my school that I like and she is a straight baddie, today she was walking through the hallway and everyone was staring. While she was passing, I decided to sniff her ass without her noticing as a joke. Everyone laughed and my friend pointed out she had a phone in her back pocket and she might have been recording. Now I'm worried she filmed me sniffing her ass.
Gay_Weed_Dad_69 Jan 1 @ 5:07pm 
Today is the day. I've got the most motivation to end since I got addicted a year ago. However, this is how it started:

When I was younger 1-8 years old, I cannot remember, I was experimenting with my body, as any young child would do. Through this I found it was was sensitive and pleasurable to pull and tug my foreskin, AKA masturbation. I very rarely did this until I discovered porn.

I first found soft porn on short form videos I would watch and jerk off to at 12. This has escalated over the past year into femdom BDSM (Bondage, Discipline, Sadism, Masochism) It ruined me. I'm no longer innocent as I was previously, and I struggle to get erect. I sexualise women and my penis is all shrivelled up.

Today, marking the new year I will quit. I just needed to get that off my chest. Salutations.