Oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Skibidi, you think you are so sigma because of your mewing streak huh? Guess what beta, when I am hitting the griddy with my level 10 gyatt we'll know who's the true sigma. You may be Kai Cenat, ♥♥♥♥ you pay your fanum tax, I'll give you that, but don't forget that I am baby gronk, and remember, when I get my Livvy Dunne and she's jelqing me, you'll be edging to it like a soyboy, does that sound too Ohio to you? Well wasn't it Ohio too when you started looksmaxxing as if it would change the fact that you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Gooner with L. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. rizz. You don't like it, but I will always have the Fortnite battle pass... I. Mog. You. You do the thug shake with dat thicc cake when I tell you to. Better have some Grimace Shake to wake you up to the reality that you are just another sus NPC amogus.

My boyfriend [M31] won't stop wearing "90s grindcore" shirts when we go out, despite me [F23] repeatedly asking him not to.
I've offered to take him to Kohls so we can shop and get some nice clothes, and I'll even help pay for them, but he just says "I need to show these kids who think they're edgy with Thrasher skate and Slipknot shirts that they don't get it." Like, who cares??? . We're getting married in 4 months, and I'm scared he's going to bribe the DJ to play one his songs during the dance, even though l've clearly stated I'II walk out if I have to hear "Maggot Infested ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" on my wedding day. He tried to put up a poster of some sweaty guy with a huge neck that signed it as "Corpsegrinder" in our bedroom yesterday, and I really had to go think our relationship through. His constant comments about how my music is stupid, cause God forbid I enjoy listening to something normal while I do house chores. Aside from his obsession with heavy music he's a great guy.

I'm an official Fortnite athlete, and I'm looking for a girlfriend.

Being a genius is difficult; not because of any intellectual challenges or anything in that vein but due to the simple fact that most people are incapable of comprehending true intelligence when presented.

To be within the top 2% of society (intellectually) requires the strongest will, the most radiant mind, and an immeasurable amount of responsibility. As such, I'm looking for an equal partner to share the burden of brilliance (as close to an equal that is possible, anyway).

Requirements to date me:

120+ IQ.

Emotional maturity

Passion and will to fight for a future with me.

Willingness to fly to my country/state after 2 months of dating (we'll live together to determine if we're romantically compatible).

If you believe you're worthy of my partnership, then, feel free to DM if you fit my requirements.

I'm gonna be honest and say all I want is someone to force feed me Hormel Chili through the bike pump my dad used to make me look pregnant for the father daughter dance in 8th grade

Does anyone else feels attracted to female avatar profile pictures on Reddit? I don’t know why but I kinda get a little turned on when I see them. There’s something about their design that makes them really adorable and I always try to hold myself back from imagining things about them but I can’t help it. They look so tiny and fluffy with a petite body and short height, cute little outfits, a rounded face, big eyes and pretty hair. Like they’re literally so unironically perfect I feel like Reddit made them this way on purpose. I grew a habit of direct messaging anyone who have a nice woman avatar and chatting with them because I imagine the person using the account to look the same. I’m not even typing this out to sound like a weirdo I genuinely feel this way and I do hope that I’m not being weird for it. Please tell me there’s someone who feels the same thing.

Crypto isn't dead. It's basically the future. Digitalising currency is a dope idea and the fact that you're unable to recognise how revolutionary it is will prevent you from opening the next million dollar company. Mark my words. The hate crypto gets from reddit is absolutely insane. It will basically lead to digitisation of assets and that's a huge thing.