Recent reviews by throwing smoke

Probably one of the only games to elicit a kind of ambiguous emotional response from me. Just a work of art in every aspect, Too bad the sequel seemed to completely misunderstand the importance of the subtlety and minimalism that made this first game so good.

Fantastic game with impressive attention to detail, great level design, gameplay, writing and a really good atmosphere. I'm too lazy to write a full review, but if you like Shock-Likes and Immersive Sims you'll most likely enjoy this game. Much love to the devs at Arkane, they really outdid themselves on this one IMO.

It's like this game was made for me. It's basically a mix of some of my favorite games:
F.E.A.R., Quake, Max Payne, Titanfall 2 and some sprinklings of Mirror's Edge.

Very fun and stylish gameplay with an emphasis on high mobility, with a great racing game-style soundtrack and minimalist artstyle. It's short but there's lots of replayability, a firefight mode and a level editor so you can play custom user maps. Hopefully there will be tools to mod the gameplay mechanics in the future.

You will NEVER find the thing you seek! It's trapped here in hell for all eternity! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I cried laughing from the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my friend and I did in this game back in the xbox360 days, so it's fun in my book.

Fight a bear like a crazed Leslie Nielsen in that one strange b-movie.

Fun game.
Kinda weird though; seems like some death-fetishist came up with all the ridiculously dramatic ways your character can die to the environment.

As the winds howled at my window like banshees cutting through the night air, I came to an awful realization:
I'm writing a useless steam review.

Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.

I AM. AND DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY.

I like to eat carrots and rubberbands
When I go to the bathroom I don't wash my hands
I use my hoes to tend to my lawn
I eventually get bored and go fishing for prawns