Ey up! I might be a tad reserved at first, thanks to social anxiety. I find comfort in familiar places like my Yorkshire shed, but hand me a pint of cider, and some Space Raiders pickled onion flavoured crisps and I’d be up for an adventure, conquering the unknown, or just a good ye old laugh while gaming!. Beware, I can natter your ear off once the anxiety eases or the cider starts to flow.

Likes: The colour Lime green, The word "Bastard" (used responsibly, of course!) , The crisp, Clean scent of bleach after a good cleaning session, Well-organised PC setups, Yorkshire water (Ever tried Lincolnshire or (Heaven forbid) Lancashire water ? No contest!, Comfy flip-flops, My mischievous dogs Peppa & Burt, All kinds of games (3rd and 1st person mainly), Yorkshire pudding, Inch's Cider, and those Space Raiders pickled onion flavoured crisps. (the best combo ever!)

Dislikes: Cheaters in multiplayer games (seriously, it's about having fun, not winning all the time!) Mismatched fan brands in PC setups (drives me nuts!) , messy houses, unreliable timekeepers, cable mess (don't even get me started!) People who turn aggressive after one sniff of alcohol.

I have 2 dogs: “Peppa & Burt.” both Jugs (Jack Russell-Pug mix). Peppa loves walks, playtime, cuddles, TV, and SLEEPING. Burt, on the other hand, is a complete "SH!THEAD" His sole purpose seems to be causing me mental pain 21.5 hours a day. He collects shoes, toys, and any other treasures he finds! If you’re in a voice chat with me, you may hear him showing me what he has collected. He can be very vocal (not the barky kind) He enjoys waking you up. Burt's alarm clock service has officially launched!, Working times are 4 am to 5.28 am. (price negotiable!)

Reasons I may venture outside. To intercept a delivery like a ninja in flip-flops!! escaped due to a gift from Mother Nature (flooded house, sinkhole surprise, heatwave meltdown - you name it!) , walking the dogs around the block, letting the dogs out to argue with the neighbors' dogs over the fence. Evacuating imminent darkness due to a potential service interruption (unpaid bill or power outage) I could also be "Sunning it" to get my vitamin D dose in the garden with the "Steam Deck" and a cold cider (like a true Yorkshireman!) or simply to restock my cider and crisp collection.

Feel free to send a friend request. I operate on Yorkshire Time. A response might take 23-69 hours. Only during the highly specific window of 9:00-9:13 AM, 7th Tuesday of each month, or whenever.

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