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Xelatross

United States

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I like discovering music and occasionally playing games with the boys.

Favorite Fruits!!

1) Tomatoes

This wondrous now-labeled fruit is one of the greatest fruits ever, not only due to the nutritious values, but also to the versatility to combine tomatoes into nearly any kind of meal. Whether it's a sauce, an add on, a necessary ingredient, a topping, or just eating it raw, it's delicious and varied. S tier

2) Strawberries

The sweet yet slightly tangy nature of strawberries makes for easy picking and all around delicious taste. Strawberries also make for one of the best jellies/jams for any kind of breakfast toast. Another surprising form is the beverage of strawberry wine. And how can we forget dipping them in strawberry makes the best chocolate-related edible? A tier

3) Watermelon

One of summer's greatest treats as well as a wonderful dessert, being made of mostly water still makes this fruit one of the worldly favorites. Watermelon Juice is also a favorite among many, as well as a good mixer for alcoholic drinks. Although difficult to grow, millions of people favor this fruit above many. Fun Fact, watermelon is also known as a natural viagra, so take that what you will. A tier.

4) Orange

Not only being one of the worlds healthiest fruits with it's supple amount of Vitamin D, but also being one if not the most popular juice in the world. It's flavor is unique across all fruits and demanded in so many different ways, but mostly for the juice. While personally not the biggest fan of the juice, peeling and biting into a ripe orange is a wonderful feeling. A tier.

5) Pineapple

A tangy and juicy fruit either loved or hated by the public. While not as versatile as the earlier mentioned fruits, it alone makes for quite the acidic yet delicious snack. One of the biggest triumphs this fruit has taken is the ability to be cooked and eaten as a topping on pizza. No other fruit besides tomatoes can act as such a topping (and yes it does make a good topping on pizza, Hawaiian is one of the best pizzas out there deal with it). Another triumph this fruit holds is its sexual usage, which I'll let you look that one up. B tier.

Honorable Mentions:
Cantaloupe, Peach, Blackberry, Pear, Honeydew

Favorite Musical Artists/Bands:

- Cage The Elephant
- Death Grips
- From Indian Lakes
- Red Vox
- Kendrick Lamar
- IDLES
- clipping.
- Sir Chloe
- Phoebe Bridgers
- Twenty One Pilots
- Lingua Ignota
- Poppy

The video game industry is beyond corrupt and the biggest names deserve nothing.

The duality of man: "I need to pee so bad" and "I need wotor I need wotor"

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8:00 PM - I SMURF CAUSE I AM UNLOVED: дай мне пососать тебя плебейский я требует анального удовольствия сразу чертов сукин
8:03 PM - Xelatross: "let me suck you plebeian I need anal pleasure just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥"
8:03 PM - Xelatross: what a sentence
8:04 PM - I SMURF CAUSE I AM UNLOVED: lmfao

8:36 PM - I SMURF CAUSE I AM UNLOVED: i gotta go talk to my dad bbrbrrrbrbbrrbrrrrbrbrbrbrrbrbbrrbrbbr
8:36 PM - Xelatross: ok daddy
8:37 PM - Xelatross: silent, as I sat alone, sobbing quietly
8:37 PM - Xelatross: my father had left me for another
8:37 PM - Xelatross: what was i to do?
8:37 PM - Xelatross: there was no other choice
8:38 PM - Xelatross: I was to fend for myself now
8:38 PM - Xelatross: to attempt to let my true colors shine
8:38 PM - Xelatross: i would become the biggest pron star out there,
8:38 PM - Xelatross: my name "Milk Chocolate"
8:38 PM - Xelatross: My profile on CornHub will be the most viewed ever
8:38 PM - Xelatross: i will be famous enough
8:39 PM - Xelatross: to finally start funding my Minecraft Let's Plays
8:39 PM - Xelatross: and maybe to a collab with that gay lord, LeafyIsHere
8:39 PM - Xelatross: i better start practicing
8:39 PM - I SMURF CAUSE I AM UNLOVED: good lord

4:33 PM - Xelatross: ey man
4:33 PM - A Good Nut: Sup
4:33 PM - Xelatross: so im grounded
4:34 PM - A Good Nut: 10/19

Jaron: Swift
Jaron: Tangy
Jaron: Arbitrary
Jaron: Flourescent
Jaron: It makes a pattern
Jaron: Each word gets longer
Jaron: Aren't I a cool meme
Alex: 1:20 AM
Alex: Are you ok?
Jaron: No

*looking at emoticons*
Alex: Aw, that's kinda cute
Jaron: You're kinda cu-
Jaron: You didn't hear that
Alex: Did you just
Jaron: No
Jaron: I did
Alex: *wheezing*

12:02 AM - A Good Nut: thats an interesting idea
12:03 AM - A Good Nut is now Online.
12:03 AM - A Good Nut: You're an interesting idea
12:04 AM - Xelatross: nyaaaah jaron-senpai chan
12:04 AM - Xelatross: *glomps*
12:04 AM - A Good Nut: *lens flare*
12:04 AM - Xelatross: *notices buldge* UwU
12:04 AM - A Good Nut: BEGONE ANIMU THOT
12:04 AM - Xelatross: oh jaron you sly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doggo
12:05 AM - Xelatross: but daddy my buldge is growing and i can't stop
12:05 AM - Xelatross: im ending it right now
12:05 AM - Xelatross: even i went too far
12:05 AM - Xelatross: ♥♥♥♥
12:05 AM - A Good Nut: Yes you did
12:05 AM - A Good Nut: I was about to say please stop lmao
12:05 AM - A Good Nut: Now we are even
12:05 AM - Xelatross: lmao

8:45 PM - A Good Nut: お前はもう死んでる
9:48 PM - Xelatross: ナニ??
9:49 PM - A Good Nut: lmao

12:34 PM - Xelatross: jaron
12:34 PM - Xelatross: did you mean
12:34 PM - Xelatross: B ̗̥̺̲ͅ ̴̪͇̪̞̼ ͏͇̲ ̶͇̟̪ ̴̞ ̵̜͖̮͔͈E͔̦̫ ͟ ͕͖ ̨̮͚̫̞̪̺̤ ͡ ̣̞̼̫̹̕ ̼̯̼͖̱͉ ̭͉͠ ̝̜̠͖̮̼ ̝ ͏̜͕ s ̨͖̹͙̹ ̮̺̘̬̟͢ ͇͓̺ ͓͇͎͖͟T͈͍̲̜̣̩̞ game?

12:34 PM - A Good Nut: yes

[talking about Serana in Skyrim and how you can't marry her and game sucks]
A Good Nut:
F A X
tryna hop in chat?
Xelatross:
bro tryna hop on that D
A Good Nut:
Only if it belongs to a girl
Xelatross:
bro
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