Kenshiro Cascadero "Ratata" Orcuslayer
"Garver and I did the science, the SCIENCES, and we figured out that women are indeed a liquid." - Amateur Extraordinaire

Amateur Extraordinaire: NOW I WILL FULL ON OUST MYSELF

Sleepy Zombie: I can't wait to get to beat the shit out of my kids like my dad did.

Medicinal Persona: the secret is to use your tears as lube

Crispybro: Now that I think about it that was probably the first time I have ever talked to a poor person

DaGarver: I wanted quesadillas, but instead I got cock. #overheard

Crispybro: Well pegging can't be auto-gay

Hoa: jesus christ wall, that thing is bigger than mine

DaGarver: Not even, just like 2 or 3 inches so i'm looking at my list. i was drinking a little last night, did someone here request meiko/batman porn? i don't remember writing this down.

DaGarver: At least maybe she'll be into bukkake now.

TongueTiedPoet: anyway, about 15 minutes in, spouse was like "Make it stop!"

"Her chest was like a straight line, but her tits were the fucking exponential function." - DaGarver, 2012

Incon: So I was doing my fiances today, and noticed I signed up to the gym exactly 135 days ago.

EVE Online char name: Shin'alor


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Fantastic game. 10/10. Buy this thing at full price. Definitely worth it.

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last played on Dec 16
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last played on Dec 16
Maistro Oct 27, 2015 @ 3:50pm 
+rep: Friendly guy
w1nter Oct 27, 2015 @ 3:36pm 
+rep, quick trade, friendly guy (:
Rosen Ritter Feb 26, 2015 @ 7:07pm 
As I walk through the station halls watching greyshirts dragged over broken glass
There is a griffon that holds them here but they won't try robusting his ass

But if I don't stay in the AI's view
The clown will lead me to my doom..

Do not say this is how it has to be...
You're no better than the captain of this burning station.
Phil_8811 May 19, 2014 @ 8:52pm 
quick trade +rep
roselite.maia Dec 21, 2013 @ 5:16am 
Thanks man, for the game. Also, you and Michael need to talk about FTL sometime!
Hale Mar 2, 2013 @ 7:31pm