The only thing that really bothers me is that when you walk, the legs clip through the Botler.

Skill issue.

Why would you want red cosmetics on BLU?

i like this, but god why cant we make this permanently red?

Not a hat

thank the stars this is elite grade because this is the worst hat added since the solidified slop we got back in 2021

Back in times when people didn't even care for artstyle and liked silly TF2 stuff on workshop...

You mean like how you want to be drooling on Zesty's c ock?

TF2 players drooling at the opportunity to lay down their lives and honor for an item they'll never buy that only exists to make the game harder for the disabled

Its comments like these that blow smokes up your ass is why i lost all faith in this god forsaken "community". Its no wonder why it has been treated like a joke. Workshoppers don't care about you or your feelings, they treat you as an insects because they actually think that you are genuinely brain dead and it shows the post that you write before thinking. If you genuinely care about the game. Appreciate for what the game actually is like along with the proper scene, and stop being easily impressed with dangling keys of 3d models like a toddler. And yes, i will screen shot this if you delete it. I hope all the bad actor workshopper will lose their joke of a "job" one day.

Nah, what I want Valve to add from them is the Sims diamond unusual effect they made.

Welp can't do much about that except not getting it. I don't like pet items that much. Hope your Timeless Texan stuff gets added tho.

I posted it on the workshop way back in 2020

Valve reached out to you for coding this right?

I don't get the hate on this item... I think It's adorable! I'm hoping to get a cheap one off the market when the price drops a little more.

Every time Zesty Jesus talks about this item and shows the workshop page for it, this post receives 3 to 5 new comments lol

Eric whyyyy

what is this garbage and why is it in the game

Trash

My favorite childhood game being run to the ground by runts like these... Do not buy anything in this game at all.

Don't bother naming him. That kid changes his name every time I check this post. But his profile is still full of Homestock memes so you get what you expect I guess.

can we agree to kil skibidi rearanger

That guy either got dommed by someone using that item or tried to headshot it rather than the guy using it

And now he needs to make that everyone's problem

Cruzes ele não para de escrever lol

Hey why'd you block me? I wanted to use your Renamon Sweating Doing Pushups wallpaper engine wallpaper but I can't while you have me blocked. You seem more upset about this hat than me, and I'm the only one of us two who actually plays this video game for more than one day every few weeks. Which is fine, for the record, but it is pretty humiliating to be a dickrider for any hat at all if you don't play the game.

Delete your comment and repost it later. Smart move! Makes me look schizophrenic and like I'm talking to nothing, which I am. You are an embarrassment to yourself.

Nobody is reading those wall of texts man. There is a reason we are only making fun of the first lines on your messages lol

Thinking about these things is not your strong suit. Go back to gooning to pokemon plz

Just our favorite yellow vixen trying her best to do one more push-up while sweating a lot.

Forgot the steam workshop comments were just for sucking off everything you see mindlessly and not, you know, commenting on the workshop item.

Not my fault you're r slurred bro! Sorry!

Shit the potted plant might actually be better, at least it's smaller and it looks like a map prop so it isn't just a big team colored lump moving all around your already team colored playermodel

"this is not an own," as in sending the stupid potted plant follower pet is not an own, and this type of cosmetic is in fact an egregious accessibility issue. "dog" just because this is something people call eachother sometimes. There's nothing you can do now, Valve added this item even though it objectively should not have been. Don't know why you're so bent over this one line.
And Vanilla, they won't message you back. Just because you can't come up with original thoughts on your own and need youtubers to mash and regurgitate your opinions like a baby bird doesn't mean other people can't have valid concerns about the state of the game. That goes for all these "ZESTY JESUS LOL" bots. Close your ears and scream lalalala because some guy nobody but you cares about. I hope for your own sake you are children and not man-children.
Again, see you guys in a year or two when they add something even more egregious than this because this little shitty robot opened the door to it

His profile states he is a Homestuck fan so he may be trying to act like a funny guy online. Although, poorly quoting Zesty Jesus would barely qualify as "funny" to most people.

For real, what does "this is not an own dog" means?

Olbap if ya had a point its been lost in the paragraphs of rambling text, just chill out about the tiny butler mate.

Could you like, shut up please?

You are spamming nonsense since the beginning lol

the price is only going to go up if it gets halloween restricted btw! literally this is good for everyone!!!

Like do you not put this together? New cosmetic, so egregious, people are modding it, to be removed from the game. This is a problem! This is on valve! They fucked up! Artists can make slop who gives a fuck but it's on valve to not ruin their own fucking game dude and if they're not gonna do that maybe it's time to pump the brakes on the slop pumps a bit. But whatever. What do I know. Seems a shocking minority of the people defending this hat have actually invested in it though, curiously enough. And what are they defending it from? God? Real life RNG? Sorry this hat is so fucking bad people are DELETING IT FROM THE GAME, try not getting into a car accident as a child? before you could drive? This hat is fine, you just needed a better spawn in real fucking life? are you insane? I don't know how much more I could possibly idiot proof the things I'm saying.

Hey everyone shoenice again, please stop arguing with your community boogieman and engage with legitimate good faith concerns. this is a problem with accessibility, not the decrepit husk of TF2's artstyle. for fucks sake. nobody cares to listen because COORR PRETTY HAT THAT IM JUST GONNA REPLACE NEXT CASE CYCLE jesus christ dude. What happened to the game I love? This shit never would've been added just a few years ago. go play overwatch, go buy your 30 dollar heirloom hammers and your shitty crossover skins where you can't tell any hero from any other hero, but thats okay because its optimus prime so epic!!!!! this is going to set a bad precedent, and I'll see all you back here come christmas when I'm proven right because they added, like, a full fucking christmas tree that follows you or something stupid like that

I need glasses to see things 15cm in front of my face and the Botler doesn't make it harder to hit enemies if anything it makes it easier to kill them as it lags behind them giving away their location

Honestly this little guy fits tf2's art style just fine as asteroid has similar robots that fit in just fine.

Just get glasses bro

ehm what the sigma?!

ok so i finally watched the video. very convenient being able to just shut down a
>>> LEGITIMATE ACCESSIBILITY CONCERN <<<
(I am not just butthurt about an item, it is fucking egregiously bad for vision impaired players which there are a lot of! we shouldn't alienate the people left playing this fucking game!)
by saying some youtuber's name who sucks, let's be entirely honest here, because of a vague psyhosomatic "ick" he exudes (from being a cishet musclegirl fetishist) and not because of his mostly overblown but sometimes dead-accurate misgivings about the state of TF2. soldier and medic having anchor arms is fine, but this shit does NOT belong ingame.
ps sorry for not formatting this dogshit like a reddit comment hope this helps

The 80 dollar guy is trying to repeat things that Zesty said. But his English is so bad that he is having a hard time trying to type what Zesty said without actually understanding him lol

"this is not an own dog"

"obtrusive people are having to mod it"

Is kinda cute tbh.

thanks god it's elite grade

Help me? You're the one that needs help.

this is a new type of cosmetic so animated and obtrusive people are having to mod it out of the game. if you dont see why this is a problem with accessibility i can't help you

I think Tony is just bad at the game. Gets castrated at the first sign of asymmetric warfare.