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Zetnus's Portal2 Taunts for AgeII HD

I was bored, so I made a tauntpack with lines from Portal 2 (and a few from portal 1).
I've tried to choose only lines of dialoge that would be at least somehwat applicable in an Age of Empires environment

Taunts 80 - 99 are from Glados
Taunt 100 is a turret (There you are!)
Taunts 101 - 127 are from Wheatley

80 Starting now, there’s going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing
81 Talking is over
82 Okay we’re even now, you can stop
83 You win
84 Killing you, is hard
85 You like revenge, right? Everybody likes revenge! Well let’s go get some!
86 You really do have brain damage, don’t you?
87 Well, this is the part where he kills us
88 This is NOT good
89 [evil laugh]
90 Hey! M o r o n!
91 Oh … You were busy back there
92 NoNoNoNoNoNoNo
93 Burn his house down
94 Oh you are kidding me
95 I hate you so much
96 Seriously though, goodbye
97 I honestly, truly didn’t think you’d fall for that
98 NO
99 Yes
100 There you are [turret]
101 Yes
102 NO
103 I … am not dead. I’m not dead!
104 Aaaagh
105 Uh Oh
106 GoGoGoGo
107 Oh brilliant; that’s brilliant
108 Progress report: still pretty tricky
109 Oh, maybe it’s time I did something then
110 Sorry uhh … what?
111 No, no, you’re lying
112 SHUT UP!
113 Annnnnd …. Nothing
114 Coming, coming, don’t start yet
115 I am not a m o r o n!
116 Hello, this is the part where I kill you
117 Oh wow, good, I didn’t think that was going to work
118 Yes, yes, in your face, oh no…
119 Fine. Let the games begin…
120 Ha! Deathtrap
121 Are they killing you? They are killing you, aren’t they?
122 Oh, I see. Clever. Very clever
123 Finally a nemesis worthy of my vast intellect
124 You, have been a thorn in my side, long enough
125 Ah, I see [evil laugh]
126 NoNoNo
127 You didn’t pick up on my sarcasm



This will interfere with other tauntpacks that use taunts in the 80 -127 range


Enjoy!