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The story of the killer whale: Once upon a time, there was a cute little dolphin splashing around in the sea. He was so unhappy because he was identical to the other dolphins. He wanted to be badass, so he joined the army. He gained muscles and grew in size, then he painted himself with black war paint. He swam home with a machine gun and killed all of his friends and family. That's why killer whales are black and white, it's war paint. The end.....

The story above is 100% accurate.

Quotes:


2017
Ful och äcklig- Daabetic Warwolf

2018
Ellue hor- GEN. Trögfattad

Min mustasch svettas- Daabetic Warwolf

I Already busted in him twice- Daabetic Warwolf

I might be drunk, but i’m not gay- Daabetic Warwolf

Du SPÖLL- Självmordsbenägen Pianist

Slampbarn- Självmordsbenägen Pianist

♥♥♥♥- Daabetic Warwolf

Någonting fyllt med latex och depression- Självmordsbenägen Pianist

Am i getting ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥?- Xx♥♥♥♥♥DestroyerOvexX

Åh fyfan, jag har TVÅ BOLLAR!- Daabetic Warwolf

I showed you my dongel pls respond- Daabetic Warwolf

Varför är den hård?- Daabetic Warwolf

2019

Spit it out baby- Das teacher named Per to Kinglilja

Jag har inga frön men jag har min säd- Självmordsbenägen Pianist

Jag- Schoko bananen. Daabetic Warwolf- Det gör jag varje kvääääll

Jonna- Det kanske inte heter pizza. Självmordsbenägen Pianist- Vad heter det då? Bröd med gugg?