On a lonely evening, Mason was chilling on his dark oak double bed thinking about casual teenage ♥♥♥♥ such as writing emails. When all of a sudden, The Holy Salt Lord appeared right before his eyes. In all of his glory he whispered with that soft yet lushes voice of his. “I like to touch your boner weeroy-san uwu”. Mason blushes bright red trying hard to hide it. The Salt man proceeds to presway Mason to “have some fun :winky face:”. He wanted to refuse due to not yet having started his 2000 word essay that was due in two hours but all he could think about is how big and bulky the salt lords ♥♥♥♥ would be. Without any of them saying a word they lounge onto Mason's bed which fortunately has enough room for the two of them and start banging. In the corner of the salty man's eye he notices a small innocent boy watching with his 12 inch meat septer hanging from his board shorts. It's Ben. Spice Man uses his mighty strength to force the boy over to the bed. He gets down on his knees and starts sucking at his large genitals while making plenty of noisy sounds. They have a threesome for the next 3000 years until Masons ♥♥♥♥ falls off due to erectile disorder. Mason also had many children to the salt lord which grew up to be hippies and furries. Legend has it that Mason never finished his 2000 word essay.

The End