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Recent reviews by Clarkeus

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13.1 hrs on record
This game will make you question what it means to be “human”. It will probably give you an existential crisis. And it will be a highlight of your life. Play this masterpiece. You will be thinking about it long after you finish it.
Posted April 20.
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44.7 hrs on record (23.3 hrs at review time)
I'm 24 hours in and just now discovering the giant City part of this huge map. I keep getting distracted by new things to do and new items to hunt down, and the combat is amazing. Not a zombie fan, but this game f**** harder than Chuck with big San Antonio woman
Posted March 18.
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43.3 hrs on record
This is literally the greatest RPG of all time. You can do anything you want, and kill any NPC (Bethesda please go back to this). My favorite game of all time by far.
Posted October 11, 2023.
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41.5 hrs on record (39.1 hrs at review time)
If you love to ponder about philosophical/existential matters and you like puzzles, this game will keep you hooked. One of my classic favorites and I am beyond hyped for all of the philosophical questions Talos Principle 2 has in store
Posted September 27, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
128.0 hrs on record (49.0 hrs at review time)
I never thought I'd love any bethesda game (or any game) as much as I love Morrowind. Morrowind will always have such a special place in my heart because it was my first Bethesda experience when I was just a child, and it instantly hooked me for years to come. But Starfield…..wow. This is EXACTLY the kind of RPG I've been wanting from Bethesda since Oblivion before they dumbed the systems way down and held your hand through everything. And to do it on the scale of Starfield…...almost makes a grown man cry :') I'm 49 hours in and it's already tied with Morrowind as my greatest game of all time. Yesterday I was going to land on a planet to get something, and when I entered orbit 2 huge space ships tried to rob me, so I took one of em out and boarded the other and me and my companion spent like an hour trying to clear out the 30 person crew, and when I finally did it and I went to pilot the ship, I found out it’s a class C ship and right now I can only fly up to Class B ships 😪 and then I completely forgot why I came to this planet an hour and a half later. Things like that happen ALL THE TIME in Starfield and it’s just so amazing. You’ll be somewhere to do something, and then you’ll get a distress call from a radar that’s two plants away and you’ll go to check it out and all the sudden it’s 2 hours later and you’ve been helping these random families on different planets finish their war against an opposing clan. Todd really didn't lie when he said Starfield gives you back what you put it. It's a true RPG through and through, and you can tell this was Bethesda's love child and passion project. From the bottom of my heart, thank you Bethesda. You guys are officially back ❤️
Posted September 5, 2023.
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18.0 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
I do not every review games, but this game... oh this game :') I've been waiting since I was a child for a JSRF sequel...and now we finally have a spiritual one. and it is AMAZING, It will be one of my favorite games of all time.
Posted August 18, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
This game is straight dookie and only used to doop dumba**es like myself who purchase random steam key packages from ♥♥♥ that are supposed to be "premium". DO NOT BUY.
Posted October 9, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
53.8 hrs on record (31.2 hrs at review time)
Biggest Skyrim fan. THIS GAME IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. I can honestly tell you I haven't played as great as this since Morrowind. Hands down my favorite game.
Posted February 28, 2018.
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