Hey, this is Phil from the small wiener club, sorry I got back to you so late. I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in, but I am sorry to say that I don't think I can allow you to join our group. From what I looking at your ♥♥♥♥ is MASSIVE. I mean the sheer G I R T H and juiciness alone is just ridiculous. It looks as if somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso, you could probably stand on it like a tripod; and that's not even mentioning how FAT your nuts are. But unfortunately it does appear like your going to have to take that ginormous SCHMEAT uhh somewhere else, but thank you for trying, and best of luck to you.

She unironically is emailing me every week

Your old account is still begging you to come back.

I DO NOT PLAY GENSHIN MIDPACT

-rep Forgot to feed his genshin waifus after 2 years.

+rep Plays naval because noone else does