Did you know cheese is made out of 95% cow coom and the remaining 5% is pi55 and sh-t mixed together, yea its crazy I know but it sadly is true and every minute a cow in Africa dies because of kids entering the cows r3ctum to get some of that good brown stuff, this is by the way also the reason a kid in Africa dies every minute.

But don't worry if you donate 25 cents to the big cow rescue team you can help 2 whole cows get rescued from those pesky kids that try to enter the cow through its expansive and breathtaking rectangular hole.

2023 report.

The fat kid known as the cause of starvation in the country has died of suffocation after entering the cows sacred habit in the local zoo and trying to enter its r3ctum to get some brown stuff.

Bystanders reported the kid climbed over the fence and went into the cow head first and got stuck, the cow started panicking and running with kids lower half dangling outside of the cow, muffled screams where heard from the kid inside the cow.

The cow was shot shortly after in an attempt to save the kid but it was an lost cause since the kid had already been dead for 12 minutes.

Locals are mourning the loss of their sacred cow but rejoicing the death of the fat kid since they now can finally eat in peace without the cause of starvation looming over them.





I hope we can be good friends.