The real reason you can't invade Australia is because it doesn't exist. Australia is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

Australia does not exist. All things you call “proof” are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They’re all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

If you think you’ve ever been to Australia, you’re terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.

Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these “Australian” says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land.

you don't deserve to get a summary of me. maybe some day you'll get a summary of me... someday
Friday, May 13, 2022: looks like i get to do a summary of me lucky you.
Anyways i'm a forever virgin and i don't give 2 fxcks about it just like how i don't give 2 fxvks about your sexuality or pronouns, they are both dumb and honestly the worst thing ever. if you changed your sexuality while still in junior high or grade school you're just looking for attention or you're trying to be "special." all i can say is YOU ARE DUMB.

if you say you like me, good joke that's really funny.

if you are a furry i wont care i will still be friends with you. now if you act like a complete a-hole and talk about your kinks i'm leaving i don't want to talk to you again. but if you are just and egotistical a-hole in general your getting blocked i don't care, or if you think star signs make a valid excuse for the way you're acting.

anyways fxck you i don't go outside and i look like a white boy deal with it.

Tuesday, February 14, 2023 - till the end of time: ah valentines day my least favourite day of the year where i get more sad each year, but i still don't fxcking care about couples, in fact i could ruin relation ships if i wanted to, but i decide not to; you lucky bastards. your not only lucky for finding someone but also for the fact i decided not ruin your day.