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"Natural selection leaves the survivors stronger and better!" -Albert Wesker
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"You've become quite an inconvenience for me..."
MURPHY'S COMBAT LAWS
1.You are not a superman.
2.If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
3.Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire.
4.When in doubt, empty your magazine.
5.Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
6.Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
7.If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
8.No plan survives the first contact intact.
9.All 5 second grenade fuses burn down in 3 seconds.
10.Try to look unimportant because the bad guys may be low on ammo.
11.If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short.
12.The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
13.The important things are always simple.
14.The simple things are always hard.
15.The easy way is always mined.
16.If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.
17.When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
18.Incoming fire has right of way.
Friendly fire isn't.
19.If the enemy is in range - SO ARE YOU!
20.No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
21.Things that must be together to work, usually can't be shipped together.
22.Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately.
23.Anything you do can get you shot - including doing nothing.
24.Tracers work both ways.
25.The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
26.Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.
27.If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share of objectives to take.
28.When both sides are convinced that they are about to lose, they are both right.
29.Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.
30.Murphy was a grunt.
Your weapon is your best friend, it is your only friend, and to be more effective soldier, you must master your weapon! -Drill Sergeant T.Barnes.

I would bother explaining a few un-confidential SCPs. But everyone knows who SCP 173, 096, 049, 683, etc, so I'm just leaving my profile as an obvious sign I'm a fan of SCP. :thumb::bbamsmily:
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Plague Jan 2, 2020 @ 6:35pm 
"You're pretty good!"
Harold Reginald Mar 5, 2019 @ 7:11am 
I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
ⓚVityaz Apr 12, 2018 @ 4:02pm 
+rep, swell guy
𝕊𝕝𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕪Juice✦ Jan 12, 2018 @ 12:37pm 
+rep, made me wet playing l4d2 <3
★★★ WocAn ★★★ Apr 10, 2016 @ 3:30am 
hi
Fatality Oct 21, 2015 @ 3:58pm 
+master of all rep lovely tradable very negotiable <3