Picture this, we steal the declaration of independence, we sell it to Russia in exchange for massive amounts of drugs, hookers, blow, and money. We buy a huge modern villa in the mountains of Klyuchevskaya Sopka. It's beautiful there, we ♥♥♥♥ multiple women, we do insane amounts of cocaine. Party, sleep, cocaine, drink, sleep again, order takeout, manipulate the stock market with fraud, cocaine again, party, sleep. We do this for about 6 months straight, we are totally off the grid. The hookers always love us because they're alone with us in the mountains of Russia, they wouldn't say no because of the implication. We do this until the feds find us out, we get ransacked BUT we planned for this we take out our matching Supreme parachutes. We fly out into the russian wilderness into jeep hummers. We disappear for years. We are living in Brazil now. We do it all again.

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