lets do it again

"Give a man a joint, he'll get high for a day. Teach a man to grow his own, and he'll never be without weed."

ty for game

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Its cold in here

I am a gaming god. I have been playing games for all of my life. I am 45 years old and I've been gaming since I was born. I live for gaming, I am a gamer. I have 200+ hours in every game I own, and I own more than 300 games. That's more than some people, I know.

I live for every new release of games and I often buy my games in advance. I get paid in gaming, so if I didn't want to play I wouldn't be a gamer.

Unfortunately, my loving wife has threatened to leave if I continue to spend more money on gaming than on her. I've tried explaining this is my hobby and I'll keep playing as long as I enjoy it, but it seems to be a lost cause. She's threatened to take the kids and leave me. That's never going to happen.

My wife hates me, I have a lot of money invested in my videogames, I'm getting on up there with the most hours, but I can't stop. I am a gamer, and I will not stop. I am a gamer, and I will never stop gaming. I am a gamer, I play, and I will not stop.
Look at me! I'm a gamer! I will not, can not stop gaming. It is my life.
My wife cannot understand that. So I have tied her to a chair with explosives rigged onto it, and if she does not accept my passion, then I will detonate the explosives.
I hear police sirens, and banging on my door. There is a man outside with a warrant for my arrest. He needs me to come with him.
I remember my videogame training, and I grab my rifle.
I fire at the officer, and the recoil sends him flying through the door.
I must flee for my life.
I detonate the explosives, destroying the house.
I understand it all now! Life, is a videogame.