you may be looking to add this guy but listen up! I'd say NO WAY HOSAY THIS GUY IS TOTALLY BONKERS!!! like totally off his rocker, literally wacko, coo coo crazy!!! take caution guys!!

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Everyone knows Mario is cool as ♥♥♥♥. But who knows what he’s thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance. I believe it was Kant who said “Experience without theory is blind; but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.” Mario exhibits experience by crushing turtles all day, but he exhibits theory by stating “Let’s-a go!” Keep it up, baby! When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one-percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.

Cornucopulate

The greasy, sluggish lovemaking that happens on Thanksgiving.
For example:
After eatinng 3 pounds of gravy at my grandma's house, this man tried to cornucopulate with me, which ended with a heavy nap.

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They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have getting circumcision every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am in danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof and extremely lightweight. I have plan's to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am foreskin man.