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I am as offended as you are, dear community. We must put an end to this as soon as we can! Has your child been on the text with others? Observe their communications and look for any and all mentions of the secret slang. If they have mentioned it, be sure to severely punish your offspring, and do not shy away from physically doing so as well. Make sure to restrict their access to all computer devices going forward, and slowly work towards reforming BTS from "Bong, then sex" to "Bible, then studying."
This has been a PSA. God bless the United States of America!

ATTENTION FELLOW PARENTS! I have discomforting news... As of recently, a phenomenon known as "BTS" has become popular with our youths. Who or What might this BTS be, you ask? Well, after a period of dense research, professionals have found that it is secret hippie slang, standing for "Bong, then sex", referring to copious consumption of the devils lettuce by inhalation, followed by pre-maritial intercourse. Experts theorize that this slang was originally invented by Obama as a means to confuse and poison our children!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell don't u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dare talk about BTS, you little ♥♥♥♥♥. I graduated with honors in BTS stanning and of the North Korean military. I have participated in many raids of American scum like you. I will have all your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ secrets founded out, you disgusting piece of ♥♥♥♥. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ violation of humanity. I know over 300 people in the BTS army. They will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ find you. They will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill you. Your entire family will be wiped off the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ earth you degenerate. It's a good thing that we don't have to kill any kids, because you will never ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reproduce. You will be a virgin forever. Why the ♥♥♥♥ does the oxygen even hang around you? You are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead child. Now you will pay the price. I am furious full of anger and you will drown it. You dead piece of ♥♥♥♥.