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I, an atheist, accidentally said “oh my g*d” instead of “oh my science”

You read the title, I just cannot believe I said the “g” word on accident. Am I even an atheist anymore? I don’t like religion or anything but like maybe it infiltrated me and is manipulating me to say “oh my g*d” instead of “oh my science”. Please guys it wasn’t me, I didn’t mean it. I’m very disappointed in myself, I think I need to go to science camp or go to therapy. What if I’m secretly religious? what should I do? Is my foreskin going to fall off?? Please can someone give me advice, any advice is appreciated.

Best regards,

-an atheist(?)

Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: you’re in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000¥ microphone about how much you love old man ♥♥♥♥ at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.

Why doesn’t Kong have a massive dong majestically swinging over the inhabitants of Skull Island?

The average male gorilla penis size is 3 cm with the average height of 1.8 m. Now if we assume that Kong is just a scaled up gorilla then, taking in consideration that his height is 31.7 m in the Skull Island movie, his penis size was 53 cm. If we take Kong from Kong vs Godzilla movie his height would be 102.7 m, so the Kong-dong would be 171 cm. Of course we would have to consider when it is erect. A penis usually gains an additional 50% of its length and height when aroused. Taking this into consideration with Kong’s penis (53 cm or 21 inches in Skull Island, 171 cm or 67 inches in GvK), when erect it would be 79.5 Centimeters or 31.3 inches (2.6 feet) in Skull Island, and 256.5 cm or 101 inches (8.4 feet) during GvK

Even then, with Kongs Massive fur hide covering his Nether regions, I would say somewhere in that mess is a 8.4 foot long penis