Shady
Shady   Denmark
 
 
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All game reviews have been made intoxicated.
Im looking for artists to make art for my original characters for my written stories.
If you think im cheating in a game. Youre bad plus last vac ban was multi many years ago so suck it.
Also if you actually read my profile bio hi im Shady and I think youre cute <3
Whatever
Just your average guy living his best life.
Im working on making more intoxicated game reviews that are either dumb funny or informative.
If you think im scary and unapproachable give me a message man new friends are awesome.

As my bio states im genuinely interested in finding artists that can help put life into my written stories. I only have long descriptions of original major characters with no actual art to help visualize for me.
If youre not a friend and interested comment on my profile if were friends and ure interested hit me up man im willing to pay :nekoheart:

I play anything ranging from grand strategy games to braindead shooters. I love roguelikes and have lost too many good dollars on opening csgo/cs2 cases so love me those games too. Val and league I always come back to due to money spent so hard to leave them. Osu is a chillax game for me and im always down for overwatch or any game you see in my library so feel free to invite me.

If were close friends and ure not in my discord hit me up and get an invite to the worst community on the media.


There is genuinely nothing else id want to fill this empty space with so the best thing I have to accomodate that is random ramblings of an insane man. Like whats with everyone around me irl hating ketchup? I love ketchup man. Apparently im weird for using it anywhere I can and yeah I understand that makes me omega white but so what ketchup is goated. But then again im a big hater of like mayo and dressings or cheese spreads. Like my sandwiches are more dry than the women I date and thats an accomplishment. I dunno why but just a good chicken sammich with cucumber tomato lettuce and red onion is just so delicious and goated anything wet would be a sin for me to consider. And why experiment when you have a literal favorite that wont change unless the reality im in collapses. Because honestly having a standard to always go to instead of uncomfortable experimentation is always just the should go to. Its the same with morning routines and such why go out of your comfort zone to change that ♥♥♥♥? When what u got goin on is working beautifully. Dont be a silly change lover be loyal to yourself and your original ideas of how to live. Be comfy and content in life not uncomfortable and progressively unhappy. Its not like our lives even matter anyways so whats so wrong with finding happiness that goes against the societal norms. IF EATING DRY SANDWICHES BRING ME HAPPINESS LET ME HAVE THAT LITTLE HAPPINESS MAN!
But then again lifes purpose and happiness is completely subjective so this means nothing to you ofcourse but hey its sometimes interesting seeing what makes others happy so you can get an idea on something you can try out for happiness. I mean my ideal life scenario is literally so normal its disgusting. To be content in life all id need is like 2 doggos and a house to live in and then also a wife. So like 3 things to live happily ever after like in a ♥♥♥ disney movie. Is that so much to ask for? Only real difficult part is the house one. That ♥♥♥♥♥ impossible in todays economy but hey we can all dream right?







Help my friends use me like an emotional punching bag :sadpug:
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joseft101 May 22 @ 2:35pm 
i think this man participated in the furry nazi regime
Tecage May 21 @ 12:49pm 
+rep cool dude
Ultra4kill Nov 16, 2023 @ 1:23pm 
this guy aint that stank
ghost Nov 15, 2023 @ 11:07am 
youre probably short
D-Black Catto Nov 14, 2023 @ 5:46pm 
just use ai to generate art, last time I paid an artist for artwork was 2021 after that it's just generate and edit
DeadpanPancake Nov 10, 2023 @ 5:51pm 
shady the stankquil