Recent reviews by Kordale

Absolutly astonishing life/farm game. Made from one genius of a guy who just happens to know how to make the perfect 'HarvestMoon' type game. Perfect for any age and life style. Ive played too many hours on this game. Bought it for me and my girl and also have it on our switch console - which is where I have easily another 100hours spent in this game.

Deffinitly a must buy if you want anything like HarvestMoon or a relaxing cute game that just keeps sending the charm.

no beat or rythm to what you have to do, Tutorial is long and boring. Super simple flail like a chicken and win. wish I could give a neutral rating but I suppose I do have to thumbs down. It is pretty to look at tho

The majority of negative reviews I see are people who played more than 10 hours and the game just didint go their way.
I personally am loving every moment of this - its alot like a dungeon keeper sorta game with less control over the minions. There's some things that of course I think could be better.... but thats about any game. This game is solid and will provide many hours of game play.

Excellent charm and visuals
Runs over 60fps on ultra @1440p

Once you've played 5minutes of this game - you've experienced it all.

At just over 4 hours into it, I havent even scratched the surface of whats here. Yes there's minor bugs (I havent encountered anything game breaking) The game runs beautifuly on my vega64 and 1700x. (High-Ultra settings @80-100fps 1440p) The animations and voice acting is superb. The environment and details is masterfully done - such a good escape from todays' games that cram today's politics and censorship down your throat. Well done, CDPR, well done.

I cant imagine my opinion changing much as I play this game but if it somehow turns sour on me (which I very much doubt at this point) I'll update my review.

I dont know how I havent written a review for this untill now. Honostly this game is THE Doom we've all been waiting for, really goes back to the roots of the old DOS Doom games. Fast paced gore infused heavy metal carnage makes for not only one hell of an experience but one hell of a game. You'll find yourself ripping apart demons and monsters like your a friggen god, blowing your way through levels with high amounts of explosions, and adrenaline.

Mick Gordon does the music for this game - There is no better soundtrack possible for this, he nailed it perfectly. You'll find your heart racing as you jump from the backs of enemies as you remove their heads, blood and gore flying everywhere all the while more and more demons and piling up trying to get at you and all you hear is the crunch of bones, gunfire and a heavy metal track that would make hell itself jealous.

THIS IS THE DOOM GAME WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. I give this game my personal seal of Approval - my friends know how picky I am and how hard I am to please when it comes to games. This game hits all the positive buttons and leaves me wanting more - but somehow satisfied.

I give this game a 10 out of 10, Im rating the base game and not the expansions - ill update this review once I play them.

I had initially written a long review explaining my negative, for some reason steam wouldnt post it.
Anyways...

Let me start off with saying this game is not hard, it only has the 'illusion' of being difficult because of being horribly unintuitive and even worse controls. The game is designed for you to fail, a lot not because of requiring skills but because of the god awful controls. A game shouldnt be difficult because of its controls.

Top it all off the narrator is constantly poking at you with condensending comments and remarks everytime you fail. Which is alright I guess, however the narrator is just explaining that life sucks so get used to it.... It's really designed to make you upset. I muted the narrator after realising he was just a dude making fun of you while telling you the game is hard. Again it is not hard. I made it to the tower fairly quickly.

The reward at the end of this game is a joke, literal joke. There's no satisfying reward, no realisation or apiphany from the words of the narrator or gameplay. The end is a joke, but at least you get to tell Bennet himself - the only redeeming quality in this entire dumpster fire of a game.

(Maybe I should just make a game that makes fun of people, I mean, this guy is making money for this... why cant I make money for something equaly as unsatisfying?)

I tried to give this more time, I really did.

Graphics are nice, character animations are interesting - That's about all this game has.
The maps are chaotic with the changing spawn points and there's no coherence at all between teammates as there is NO COMMUNICATION AT ALL. You cannot use voice OR text, being a multiplayer game I do not see how they even thought that would be acceptable.

The voice acting for the characters dont match, at all. The voices are nice sounding - they just dont match their characters whatsoever and threw me off quite a bit first time I clicked on them.

The creatures you fight on the map feel a bit too tanky. but I guess its meant for multiplayer - Good luck asking anyone to focus target with you.

The character abilities and combat felt alright but unsatisfying I was only able to try a couple different tactics and abilities before the insanity of this game caught up with me.

Being a mutiplayer game I always try to finish my round, for the sake of the other players. But with no communication - they literally felt like robots/AI/NPC's. I quit (ALT+F4 to desktop) my round after the disgust of this game accumulated to the point that I did not wish to continue. And you know what? Without being able to talk to the others players.... I couldnt care even in the slightest because... do I know for sure if they where infact people? No. and besides if I wanted to tell them or apologize, how could I?

I love the games Paradox brings and publishes. However, Paradox is slowly ruining each and every one of them by milking the very soul of the games they try to squeeze endless 20$ DLC's from - almost all of these DLC's should be part of the base game. "Lets make players pay for features that should be considered as part of the main game!" Its like buying a house one room at a time ----- but paying full price of a house for each room!

I love the games Paradox brings and publishes. However, Paradox is slowly ruining each and every one of them by milking the very soul of the games they try to squeeze endless 20$ DLC's from - almost all of these DLC's should be part of the base game. "Lets make players pay for features that should be considered as part of the main game!" Its like buying a house one room at a time ----- but paying full price of a house for each room!

"Just think of how many other games you could buy instead of just fleshing out your DLC for a single game." -My bro Dog