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Clunky frustrating controls, fragmented non-linear story (has potential but I hear it's a let-down). Goes from a stealth experience to an action shooter with controls that cannot keep up. IMO, skip this game.. Just read some of the other negative reviews. Stopped playing mid-way thru because of frustrating combat (zombies predict shots and take multiple bullets to kill if they aren't crit or burned).

Awesome game, loved every minute. Highly recommended if you're into South Park and their type of comedy. Everytime I thought they couldn't top themselves they pushed the envelope even farther. Built like a old school turn based RPG it felt like I was watching an extended uncut movie, I just couldn't stop playing until I beat it! Slightly expensive for a new game but I feel the story-telling, amount of laughs gotten out of it, and immersive experience were worth it.

Gameplay: Awesome gameplay. Ever wanted to put a hit out on someone? Well now you are the hitman! This is a stealth game where every mission can be done without alerting or you can just run thru guns blazing. The levels are more linear than not with a couple being open areas. You can make your own hits and have friends play them. The one thing I found annoying was the points system which constantly rates your performance and made me want to restart because of detetections etc. Otherwise was a decent experience. Previous hitmans seemed the have better designed levels and hits with a greater amount of freedom for completing kills. 9.5/10
Graphics: Awesome graphics. They get you extremely immersed in the game and following your victims. 10/10
Overall: Great experience especially if your played the previous ones.. The ending and the story were lackluster with several times I was questioning agent 47's motivation and character. Lives up to expectations is a modern hitman. 9.5/10

Gameplay: Awesome off the wall gang violence. GTA on crack in a BDSM spandex suit with a giant purple dildo! Humour was perfect for the situation and the situations you're placed in are one-of-a-kind. Main game is awesome some of the DLC isn't worth it but the story DLC is decent. Main game is easily a top-notch sandbox for gangsters 10/10
Graphics: Decent graphics for a sandbox. Nothing groundbreaking but certainly nothing that didn't prevent immersion. 9/10
Overall: Awesome experience. I'm playing thru it a second time which is rare for me. Highly recommended for someone that wants an off-the-wall sandbox 10/10

Gameplay: Run of the mill sandbox. Nothing too special about it, if you played a newer GTA it's like that minus flying and water vehicles and not as many weapons. Story is about a undercover cop. Didn't find the story too interesting but it kept me going, one of the things that kinda slowed gameplay was the fact that you're a cop and expected to follow the law of some sort. Character development was awesome though, I liked the gang members backstories and found them engrossing. Clunky combat system that can be fluid if you can get the rhythm -smiliar to batman but far from being as fluid or awesome as batman. 7/10
Graphics: A little underwhelming I can compare it to a chinatown GTA. Not to bad tho but nothing groundbreaking. 7.5/10
Overall: Pretty decent expierence. The story was similar to being in a cop movie. The character development and the culture engrossing experience was probably the best part of the game. Would avoid the game unless you love cop sandbox's, I found Saint's Row 3 and GTA 4 more enjoyable. Maybe watch the story on youtube since the gameplay slows sometimes. 7/10

Gameplay: Extremely well done puzzles, though some are a tad easy. Great physics engine. The story is pretty funny also. Expect to get stuck at some points and have to sit back and examine the whole room. Great replayability via coop and steam workshop, some of the puzzles are even better than valves. 10/10
Graphics: Awesome graphics although sometimes the puzzle solutions are a bit hard to see. Very futuristic feel. 10/10
Overall: Great experience especially if your played the first one. The ending and the story are worth one playthrough. Just like most other valve games this is quality. 10/10

Gameplay: Wow just wow.. I don't know where to begin. The gameplay is awesome pretty linear story but if you've played previous bioshocks or FPS's with special abilities you should be able to get around just fine. Nice upgrade system and easter eggs hidden throughout. There was a sense of urgency throughout the game but not enough to impede my exploration. If they approached with a little more sandbox feel I would've been more satisfied and willing to replay. However its still near top notch 9.5/10
Graphics: The ability for this game to immerse you into their world is amazing. Even with how beautiful the game can get action doesn't seem to stutter on a decent comp. I was amazed throughout most of the game with the vivid beautiful colors. 10/10
Sound: Very well executed with 5.1 surround was easy to pinpoint enemies and other things. The music added to the ambience very nicely 10/10.
Overall: If you haven't played the other bioshocks I would recommend going thru those first as there are minor references to the past games and the story of this one explains a lot of the questions you may have had about the previous games. Amazing unforgettable experience recommended to all fans of FPS games. 10/10

On the surface looks like a simple rocket sim. However getting off the planet is only the beginning. There is actual physics happening via a great PhysX engine think you can get a bunch of fuel into space? Think again.. To set up a fueling station or even getting out of your planet's orbit take's a huge amount of planning and resources; and that's if you can even get into orbit in the first place. Check out the link below to see what people are really capable of in this game. http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/showthread.php/34402-O-A-S-I-S-Stardock-and-launch-systems-picture-heavy

Gameplay: 7/10 Decent controls with small occasional hang-ups. If you played batman it's a similar combat system with less polish and more twitch reflex. Think of button mashing with occasional counter-striking. Very linear storyline with very little replayability. Deadpool remains true to himself and comics, some may not get his character as he's constantly breaking the fourth wall but if your a fan of the character and don't let his antics bother you he can be quite amusing. Although they do hamper Deadpool's regen and teleport abilities as they would make him unstoppable.
Graphics: 8/10 The cutscenes are done gorgeously. The in game graphics are a little lackluster. Enemies are repetitive and not unique. Deadpool keeps the action flurry going with his spectactular moves that get only better as you upgrade him.
Storyline: 6/10 Stay's true to Deadpool, but has little substance beyond the Deadpool character. Adds nothing to the marvel universe. I LOL'd more than a few times. But after beating it I didn't feel fulfilled by the story.
Overall: 6.5/10 If you like Deadpool and Marvel go for it but don't expect playing longer than 8 hours or so for the main story. It was an enjoyable experience but I don't see myself playing it much anymore. If I didn't get this on a trade I probably would have rented it for xbox or ps3 or picked it up on a sale and I recomend doing the same before jumping in full price. Check out Batman, IMO, for a more enjoyable experience.

Gameplay: 9/10 There's zombies, there's weapons and you can customize your weapons. Need I say more?
Graphics: 8/10 At times cartooney but enough blood and chopped body parts flying to make you "LOL".
Storyline: 4/10 Pretty weak. If you played any other zombie game you kinda get what the story will be.
Overall: 8/10 Pretty fun game but I may be biased because I LOVE ZOMBIE GAMES! But I admit it can be a bit repetitive with the fetch quests. The pyschopaths add a nice mix. If you like zombies and are looking for a great single player experience don't pass this up. Beware multiplayer requires an XBOX GOLD ACCOUNT which is more $$$$/month.