Recent reviews by WhiteNight

Oh boy, can't wait till this technology will be relevant

Cons:
8GB of RAM as recommended on the store page is false. Even when running nothing but this game it gave me "Low system memory error" and crashed constantly
Driving motorcycles with a gamepad is impossible

Pros:
Nice aesthetics
Chill ambient music like in the early Assassin's Creed games
Making DRM soldier fireworks with propane tanks
Michael Bay level explosions

Meh:
No straight forward explanation as to what the pictograms when liberating mean
The story was probably written by Bollywood
Repetetiveness on liberating villages that look the same

This game is unacceptable in 2019. It screams 6th generation everywhere you go. Loading times are up to 5 minutes and changing anything in the video settings will restart the game - forcing you to wait another 5 minutes. I've had connection problems where it errored, threw me in the single player campaign for one second, then threw me again into the loading screen for multiplayer.

Playing this game after almost 3 years felt weird, as the was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of events and confusing disclamers all over the screen. There was a competition for who could fall the greatest height without a parachute open, that popped on the screen out of nowhere, having no cancel button and me not giving any consent to participating.

I wanted to visit these new night clubs. I went ahead into one, started dancing and was confused by the controls, so I brang up the legend. As I opened it up, the night club closed and threw me on the street. I guess I glitched it somehow, as it put me in a state where buttons didn't respond to my commands. Only fix was to restart the damn game, waiting for another 5 minutes to load

I regret spending almost $70 in 2015 for this hot garbage, as it dissapointed me for what it has become. It's just a stupid
grind-filled cashgrab with performance issues all over the board.

It's like Garry's mod but for cars

1920x1080 removed because reasons
"Widescreen" setting does nothing, no 16:9 support
Controller support is added (yay, I guess) (still glitchy when turning diagonally left stick)
All saved games before the patch will be ignored
The Engine is glitchy when the frame limiter is turned off (cars not driving properly, sound glitches, graphical artifacts)
That actually forces you to play the game in 25~30 fps which is absurd
Multiple Songs removed because reasons

Get your sh*t together Rockstar, I hope the port of GTA V won't be as bad as this

Doporučuju si to kupovat jen v případě, že je tato hra ve slevě nebo pokud máte přátele.

Single-player - Radši bych si přečetl jakoukoliv literaturu z místní knihovny než hrál singleplayer. (Nečtu knihy).
Multi-player - Kupte si 10x Red bullů (non-reklama) spolu s vašimi spoluhráči protože u jízdy se asi uspíte nudou. A pokud vás to už začne bavit tak jeden z vašich spoluhráču to v polovině vzdá a máte tří-čtvrtě-hodinový progress v hajzlu.

Konklůžn - Pokud jste fajšmekr ruskejch náklaďáků a techniky nebo jste ex-pracovík těžké techniky z minulého režimu, doporučuju koupit. A pokud toto chcete koupit pro vaše děti jako dárek, tak se s nimi můžete rovnou rozloučit protože vás budou nenávidět do konce svého života. DÝ END.

~WhiteNight ©2014

Circlejerk b*llsh*t. Not worth the money.

Community full of d*cks, showing their d*cks, while being d*cks.
10 d*cks/10.