"I sexually Identify as a panzer V. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of rolling through the steppe, shooting hot APCR shells at disgusting Russians. People say to me that a person being a panzer is impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having an Ingenieur install tank treads, a Krupp 8.8 cm KwK 36 howitzer, and 100 mm armor on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Tiger” and respect my right to kill for vater Deutschland and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a panzerphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding."