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202.0 hrs on record
retarded ahh dev team who disrespects the founder, leader and the first president of one of the biggest communities in their player base
Posted September 23. Last edited September 23.
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82.8 hrs on record (77.4 hrs at review time)
Whoever is responsible for this DDA filled scenario ahh circus of a game should die. This game does not reflect any sort of reality when it comes to what your inputs actually do. The game decides whether a goal goes in, whether a pass goes through, and whether the bots on your team will open their a_s_s_h_o_l_e_s wide open for an opponent to enter their pubic area.

As if that is not enough, there are also network issues, even though my internet connection is better than the neural connection of the DNA error zipperhead who coded this disappointment that calls itself a video game. If your opponent has lost 16 matches in a row and gets matched against you, not even Prophet Muhammad can save you. You are going to lose, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO.
Posted September 13. Last edited September 13.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The core idea behind this game is genuinely amazing. Everything is enormous, and ordinary things that we would never consider threatening suddenly become dangerous. That sense of scale completely changes how you look at the environment, and it is easily one of the coolest concepts I have seen in a game.

Unfortunately, the execution feels like it was handled by a development team composed entirely of genetic typos.

The optimization is HORRIBLE. It does not matter whether you are playing on a low end or a high end PC since you are going to encounter stutters, frame drops, and optimization issues regardless. The reason for this is that the toenail archivists responsible for optimization rely far too heavily on DLSS and AI frame generation instead of actually optimizing the game itself. Even basic multiplayer functionality is somehow a struggle. Joining a lobby hosted by my friend regularly requires me to turn crossplay on and off 15 times before the game finally decides to let me connect because the mouth-breathing cognitive fungi responsible for the technical side apparently cannot write a functioning line of networking code to save their lives.
Posted September 13.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
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Posted June 13. Last edited June 13.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
14.9 hrs on record (13.4 hrs at review time)
Whoever made this game has no understanding of basic RNG. Eat the dust of my balls.
Posted February 4.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
19.4 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
you see a raider, you want to pvp (fun). oh nonono! the robot girthycockmaster with 10000000000 hp is now agroed to you and will only shoot at YOU and absolutely no one else during your fight with other players (very fun).
Posted January 31. Last edited January 31.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
134.4 hrs on record (134.1 hrs at review time)
one of the best games i have played
Posted October 28, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
380.7 hrs on record (37.7 hrs at review time)
recycled fifa 23 with worse gameplay
Posted October 8, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
9.0 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
disappointing
Posted September 26, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
235.9 hrs on record (202.3 hrs at review time)
The community of this game consists of the most dreadful, blood sucking, horrifying, horrific, horrendous, frightful, fearful, awful, terrible, shocking, appalling, hideous, grim, grisly, ghastly, harrowing, gruesome, heinous, vile, nightmarish, macabre, unspeakable, hair-raising, spine-chilling, loathsome, monstrous, abhorrent, detestable, hateful, execrable, abominable, atrocious, sickening, nauseating, nasty, disagreeable, unpleasant, horrid, awful, dreadful, terrible, appalling, horrendous, disgusting, foul, revolting, repulsive, repellent, ghastly, obnoxious, hateful, odious, objectionable, offensive, insufferable, vile, loathsome, abhorrent, frightful, lousy, godawful, hellish, beastly, bogging, hellacious, disgustful, rebarbative and diabolical creatures to have ever set foot on the face of the earth. The game is really good though.
Posted September 13, 2023.
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