(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ ＼\('0')/／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
ಠ_ಠ Son... ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back.
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER!!!!

Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear; for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures sub-aqueous, my rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring Earth, finds solace in the sea. My only friend, the worm upon my hook. Wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet, I fish.

So me and my friend have been living inside the same house for about a month now. We are short on money and usually only one of us has a vape at one time so we always share. He usually borrows my vape for a little bit and brings it back but recently he’s been taking it for at least an hour at a time. I thought nothing of it until one day he handed it back to me and it had an odd taste. I thought it might be a problem with the vape but it got worse and didn’t taste burnt so I popped it open and there was a thick layer of slimy cloudy liquid. I immediately was in denial that it was his ♥♥♥ and tried to think of every other possibility but it was definitely ♥♥♥. This was yesterday and I already got myself a new vape but I still haven’t confronted him about it. What was he even trying to do? I’m just so confused and don’t know how to handle this.

i apologise for mould n noita

If you ask Rick Astley for a copy of the movie “UP”, he cannot give you it as he can never give you up. But, by doing that, he is letting you down, and thus, is creating something known as the Astley Paradox.

So he was having problems with his laptop computer and asked me to look at it. I of course agreed since he's my grandpa. Well I opened it up and logged in but I guess he doesn't know about clearing his browser history or incognito mode because he watches a TON of hentai. As in that's the vast majority of his web browsing.

Well I saw what he was talking about and what his problem was. His hard drive was full. Full of hentai. Now I have to talk to my grandfather about his porn habits and exolain that he's going to have to delete some of these videos now. Today is not going great.