Step 1: Grab a bottle of vodka and blast the Russian national anthem while screaming, "Cyka blyat comrade!" and "♥♥♥♥ the capitalist pigs!!"
Step 2: Stand by, ready to perform a miracle upon the arrival of a dirty commie.
Step 3: Before the Ruskie has any time to react to the sudden change of events, throw the vodka on the ground and turn off the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ music. Down a bottle of Jack Daniels, pull out your AR-15, and grab your smokin' hot wife with huge busty tits and a fine ass.
Step 4: Blast the 'Murican Nation Anthem and unload your entire 30 round magazine into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Reload. Do it again.
Step 5: Burn the body. Bury it in your 20ft deep commie dumping trench and repeat steps 1 through 5 to erradicate the cancer that is communism. Then put their bodies to use by filling the trench with soil and growing some trees outta the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

PS - If the police catch on and try to arrest you, your location is too liberal. You need to promptly escape and follow these specific instructions:
Step 1: Change your name to the most generic American name possible: John Wayne Smith.
Step 2: Grow a manly beard and shave your head.
Step 3: Buy a big ass truck and slap a bullbar on the front for extra commie damage.
Step 4: Upgrade the speaker system in your truck and blast heavy metal.
Step 5: Move to Texas and buy a 100 acre plot of land.
Step 6: Repeat steps 1 through 5 of how to kill a commie but hire some illegals just south of your home to help in order to rack in more commies than you could do single handedly, but for free. Once they're done, do the real American thing and make Daddy Trump proud. Deport the illegals and confiscate their Colombian Black Tar heroine.
Step 7: Like a true capitalist hero, sell your new batch of Colombian Black Tar heroine to the local drug dealers in nearest city. Use the money to hire more illegals and buy more ammo and guns.
Step 8: Use your new hard earned cash to create a multibillion dollar business and bribe the Supreme Court into legalizing commie, Nazi, Liberal, and Jihadist genocide.
Step 9: Profit.