You know why people have eyes in the front? Because they have to move forward to see the landscape in the distance. If you had eyes in back all you could see is your home town getting farther away; you can't move forward like that. If your eyes are in front what you see in the distance keeps getting closer. That's what lets people move forward.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little beastman? I’ll have you know my drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Lordgenome, and I have over 300 confirmed Giga Drill Breaks. I am trained in gunman warfare and I’m the top pilot in the entire Team Dai-Gurren. You are nothing to me but just another beastmen. I will drill you the ♥♥♥♥ through with Spiral Energy the likes of which has never been seen before in the universe, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, beastman. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Kamina City and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the heaven piercing galaxy sized Gunman, beastman. The heaven piercing galaxy sized Gunman that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your existence. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, beastman. I can teleport anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Lagann. Not only am I extensively trained in Giga Drill combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Team Dai-Gurren and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable existence off the face of the universe, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beastman. I will abandon common sense and make the impossible possible. JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!

I sexually Identify as Spiral Power. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of Piercing the Heavens and throwing big drills through giant robots. People say to me that a person being a spiral power is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having an effeminate plastic surgeon install giant drills, sexy ladies and sunglasses on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Gurren" and respect my right to Pierce the Heavens. If you can't accept me you're a spiralphobe and need to check your Who The Hell Do You Think I Am-privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.