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Tell 💬 me. For whom do you 👈 fight 😾‼👊?

Hmph 💢😤! How very 👌 glib 🗣. And do you 👈💖 believe 🙏🏽 in Eorzea? Eorzea's unity 👉🏼 is forged of falsehoods. Its city-states are built 🔧🔨 on 😓🍐🔛 deceit. And its faith 🕊 is an instrument 🎺 of deception 😠😡.

It is naught but 🍑 a cobweb 🕸👴 of lies 🤥. To believe 🌈 in Eorzea is to believe 🙏 in nothing 🚫. In Eorzea, the beast 🐂 tribes 🔜 often 😵 summon 👐💀 gods 😇🕊 to fight 🏾👊 in their stead--though your 👉 comrades 🏃 only rarely 🥃 respond 📥 in kind 🙁. Which is strange 🤪, is it not?

Are the "Twelve 👺👮" otherwise 😎 engaged ❗🙊? I 👥 was given 😂🙌 to understand 📚🤔💭 they were your 👉 protectors ⚔🛡. If you 👈🏼 truly 💯 believe 🌈 them your 👉 guardians 🔐🆘, why 🤔 do you 👉 not repeat ✂📋 the trick 😈👉 that served 💋🥰🦋 you 👈🏽 so well 😦 at Carteneau, and call 📞 them down ⬇? They will answer--so long 😩🍆 as you 👈 lavish 👽👄😄 them with crystals 💎 and gorge them on 🔛 aether. Your 👈 gods 😇 are no ❌🙅🏻‍♂️ different 😡 than those of the beasts--eikons every ☝🏼 one ☝. Accept 🤝 but 🍑 this, and you 👈👩👱‍♂️ will see 👀 how Eorzea's faith 🚫⛪ is bleeding 💉😳 the land 🛬 dry 🤡.

Nor is this unknown ⁉😱 to your 👈 masters 👑. Which prompts 🔍 the question ❓: Why 🤔 do they cling 💪👅 to these false ❌ deities 🙏? What drives 🚦 even 🌃 men 👨😍💦 of learning--even the great 👍 Louisoix--to grovel at their feet 👣? The answer ✅? Your 👉 masters 💯 lack 🤬📉 the strength 💪 to do otherwise 👉! For the world 🌎 of man 👨🏻 to mean 👀👅 anything 😯, man 👨 must 👫 own the world 🌍. To this end 🔚, he 👨 hath 🙅🏻‍♀️ fought 🥊🔫 ever 😠 to raise 🙋 himself 😤 through conflict--to grow 🌱 rich 💲 through conquest 🛸🚀⚔. And when ⏰ the dust 🏜 of battle ⚔ settles 👍, is it ever 😠 the strong 💪 who dictate 😏 the fate 💀 of the weak 👋👶🏻.