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Speedy McGee

Professional Idiot

United Kingdom (Great Britain)

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Wild West Legend

500 XP

Dragons. Flamingos. Cowboys. Dragons again.

♫"...Then put your little hand in mine, there ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb... Babe,
I've got you Babe, I've got you Babe..."♫

'Okay Campers, rise and shine and don't forget your booties 'cause it's COLD out there today!'
'It's COLD out there every day, what is this, Miami Beach?'
'Well, hardly! And y'know you can expect hazardous travel later today with that, y'know, that uh, that big blizzard thing.'
'That "Blizzard Thing"? That blizzard thing... Oh, well here's the report, the National Weather Service is calling for a "Big Blizzard Thing".'
'Yeeees they are, but y'know there's another reason why today is especially exciting,'
'Especially cold,'
'Especially cold, okay, but the big question on everybodies lips,'
'--Their CHAPPED lips,'
'On their CHAPPED lips, right, do you think Phil's gonna come out and see his shadow?'
' Punxsutawney Phil! '
'That's right woodchuck chuckers, it's GROUNDHOG DAY! ...'

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February 2nd

Hi, I'm Speedy McGee, former Number 1 Cowboy.
You might recognise me from such tales as "Jimmy Tomango and the Memphis Fandango" and "My god, this guy has a microphone and he needs to learn how to NOT use it; A novelette."

If you're here, then you're probably wondering, 'Wow, doesn't this guy have anything better to do?'

...I mean that's probably true but ya shouldn't say it so directly. Hide it behind an allegory or somethin' I dunno.

But regardless of all that, I swear, I'm trying my best to be booley. Whatever that means.

Okay campers, rise and shine and don't forget your booties 'cause it's COLD out there today!

It's cold out there everyday.

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